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17 Mar, 2016 @ 8:21pm 
-rep dont trade with him he stole my virginity and my awp safari mesh bs
25 Feb, 2016 @ 5:00pm 
+rep awesome and fast trader!!
27 Jul, 2015 @ 6:09pm 
my pet dog is watching
14 Jul, 2015 @ 5:11pm 
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28 Jun, 2015 @ 8:18pm 
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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my ♥♥♥♥♥.

By the grace of God, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed.
13 Apr, 2015 @ 9:06pm 
I think it's time for me to come out of the armory: I sexually identify as an M4A1 carbine.
People told me that it's impossible for me to be an assault rifle and that I am mentally ill, but I don't care. I am beautiful. I know that I was supposed to be born as a fully-automatic, 5.56x45mm-firing military killing machine. I've already contacted a good surgeon, and am having a telescoping stock, rail system, and removable carrying handle attached to my body. From now on, I want you to call me "M4". If you don't accept the new, true me, you are a gunophobe and need to check your carbine privilege. Thanks for being so understanding guys!
26 Mar, 2015 @ 1:16pm 
-rep spammed me

26 Feb, 2015 @ 7:34pm 
+rep hes favrite skin is foreskin
can u msg me wat foreskin means again
9 Feb, 2015 @ 1:02pm 
arrrest him he told me what a foreskin and a bbc is and im only 8
9 Feb, 2015 @ 12:58pm 
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3 Dec, 2014 @ 6:45pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR!(Damn pc,jk) It is impossible to delete our friendship/♥♥♥♥ buddy.Put this on people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
26 Nov, 2014 @ 1:01pm 
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26 Nov, 2014 @ 11:29am 
+rep ♥♥♥♥♥ on the first date.
9 Nov, 2014 @ 12:14am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is life
Outside the zone atleast.
Am right comrade?
8 Nov, 2014 @ 10:58pm 
Inside vaginas
8 Nov, 2014 @ 7:26pm 
♥♥♥♥♥
5 Nov, 2014 @ 12:20pm 
♥♥♥♥
3 Nov, 2014 @ 7:11pm 
Йи
3 Nov, 2014 @ 6:36pm 
Yee
3 Nov, 2014 @ 6:07pm 
Бой мне суку
2 Nov, 2014 @ 9:09pm 
COME AT ME COMRADE
30 Oct, 2014 @ 9:37pm 
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE