I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

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Começaram a me masturbar novamente me segurando pelos braços e pernas, não tive reação, eu tava gostando e a porra já estava quase chegando na minha cara, gritei por ar mas tinha porra nos meus pulmões, as criaturas continuaram e então a porra já tinha chegado no teto, eu tentei fugir, mas a porra não deixava se movimentar, um único espaço que ficou foi o que deu pra respirar, eu quero sair dessa porra socorro

Então eu vi algo se mexendo no meio da porra, uns bixos subindo dela e eles se masturbavam loucamente, e eu caí pra trás de susto e caí na porra, a porra quase me colou no chão, parei de me masturbar, mas emergiu uma mão da porra do chão e começou a me masturbar violentamente, continuei a gozar, não parei e os bixos faziam o mesmo e a casa já estava pela metade preenchida de porra, depois de um tempo consegui tirar a mão do meu pau e comecei a tentar abrir a porta que estava emperrada, a porra se adviu como cola e não deixava ela abrir. Socorro, não quero morrer.

Era noite de Domingo e eu estava numa floresta, fudido de tesão entrei em uma casa velha abandonada e comecei a me masturbar loucamente e gozar em tudo nas paredes, no chão e no teto, a casa ja estava fulminada pelo odor de porra, foi quando já estava na 27ª punheta e notei algo estranho, um líquido branco estava escorrendo das brechas da parede e da porta, mas isso não me incomodou e continuei gozando em tudo, porra em todos cantos da casa já estava começando a deixar tudo branco, e mais líquido branco entrava pela porta e parede, então comecei a me masturbar de novo e já na 67ª punheta me senti fraco, cansado e dei uma pausa de 1 minuto, e depois voltei a gozar em tudo, o chão já estava encharcado de porra, mas continuei e quase perdi as contas, mas cheguei na 157ª, minha mão já estava toda peluda igual quando tem cola nela.

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A Brainrot Christmas
Skibidi skibidi hawk tuah hawk

Skibidi king who gives out blumpkins

Edging and gooning and learning to munt

Dripping cheese all over my lunch

Skibidi skibidi hawk tuah hawk

Skibidi boom or skibidi doom

Edging and gooning in Ohio square

Stinky back-shot air!

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When youre not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold a Gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being Rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats Skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.

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