"The name's Clyde T. and I'm here to say, doing crimes is not ok! Hello there "fellow youths" it's me again, radical free thinker Clyde Thunderpants, here to get serious for one moment. Crime is a serious issue in today's society, with many crimes ranging from theft, to assault, to murder happening on a regular basis. That's why, as a fellow hip and cool guy, I implore you to reconsider committing crimes. "But Clyde", I hear you protest. "You're not cool, you're a pen pushing lawyer who only cares about money". You could not be more wrong. Here's a pic I snapped of me doing a sick ollie when i was down at the skatepark with "the boys". I think you'll note that my backwards baseball cap indicates that I'm actually VERY cool. So please listen to my words and stop committing crimes, it's actually the most "cool" thing you can do!"