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! ~~ copy paste this to 5 other friends to end this sexist profiling ~~
The listing follows
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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