Recent reviews by Beef Swellington Esq.

D-Class Simulator

Kite Simulator 2025

Nothing beats ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathing in a game that requires you to actively dodge!

I give a very conditional thumbs up. It can be pretty difficult to get started, but once you get rolling you'll have a good bit of fun until the game decides to stop your fun and lets an enemy one-shot your fully geared leveled mercenary. I am a masochist and will keep coming back, but if you're easily frustrated with what seems to be arbitrary ohkos then stay away.

Game is good.
I don't mind not having the same crafting as vermintide 2
I prefer to be fighting enemies not re-rolling my legendary item over and over again to get a .5% increase in attack speed.
I don't mind there is no "story" there wasn't one before.
Only issue is occasionally getting dropped from a game that i can immediately reconnect to.
Game will be better with time. (just like vermintide 2 because honestly the people review bombing this game did the same thing with vermintide 2,and honestly if the game is so bad why did you clock hundreds of hours before it's fixed? Really echoing the sentiment of the L4D2 boycott.)

Wish there were more games like this.

HOPE YOU LIEK WASTING 30 MINUTES AT A TIME JUST TO GET SHOT FROM SOME GUY 3-4 MOUNTAINS AWAY! OR IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GET A HACKER! SUPES FUN TOTES LIT MY FAM! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND EAT 10-15 TIDEPODS BEFORE EACH MATCH!