Hablé con un pene.



Cuando tenía 10 años, mi padre me obligó a ir al velorio de un pene suyo que no conocía. Cuando llegamos allí, me quedé en un rincón esperando para irme. Entonces, un pene se me acercó y me dijo: "disfruta tu vida penesito, sé feliz porque yo no la disfruté". Puso su huevo sobre mi cabeza y se alejó. Antes de irnos, mi padre me obligó a despedirme del pene, y cuando miré el condón usado me asusté: era el pene que me hablaba mientras yo estaba en un rincón. Empecé a no poder venirme, tenía miedo de estar solo, iba al psicólogo, no apagaba las luces por las noches... Años después descubrí algo increíble que cambió mi vida: aquel miserable pene tenía un pene gemelo...

As a joke, I went to laqsative's house wearing Yui Hirasawa's clothes, make-up, etc. I couldn't stop laughing when she turned tomato red and couldn't stop looking at me from head to toe in amazement. The way laqsative was looking at me made me feel slightly tingly, so I decide to tease her some more by taking off my clothes.

Laqsative asked me "H-is this for real?" and I replied "Funny things are funny".

BOY KISSER

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PERFIL APROBADO POR EL PARTIDO COMUNISTA CHINO

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saguaro was here

hello

hello

What did you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to me?

sex butts

A young man stands in his steam account. It just so happens that today, the 31th of May, is this young man's birthday.

Water is Lag tho

borf

"get your profile out of my ass" ~Laqsative Cuttlefish 413 ~Eridan Cuttlefish 420

get your ass out of my profile ~ Sadie Cuttlefish 2k15 ~Eridan Cuttlefish 2k15

get your ass out of my profile ~ Sadie Cuttlefish 2k15

im probably going to be everyone's valentine

Sorry.

I just wanted to feel like kankri.

Give This Rose ~ To Everyone You Care About.
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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„,\) See If You Can Get Or Give A Dozen Before Valentines Day! ~~❤️~~❤️~~

I am full erect

Thanks

Your the PAC Master

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thats what google say about bhey

showing results of EBAY

bhey gg

no, im not ♥♥♥♥

:?

laqs pls

Ghey:

A derivation of gay meaning lame. meant to be non-offensive to individuals of a homosexual persuasion.

"That coffee cup is broken. How ghey."

ur a ghey bb

Smoke chalk everyday

//plays Booty Song
U ARE NOW A SPOOPY BOOTY

VANILLENUKE x2 COMBOBOB

YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GET THE VANILLENUKE!

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ola