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I'm not going to reccommend this game to buy for two reasons-
1) At the end of the day, it is very expensive for what it gives you. If the 'extra feature' was included in the trial version, I would maybe pay a dollar for it, but it's not worth more.
2) You probably aren't going to like it.
This 'game' is kind of where gaming meets art - there isn't a whole lot of gaming in this game, persay. It's kind of just like a small part of a story.
It's a shame, but I didn't like the music, either. I think better music when she -SPOILER ALERT- sits down - would have made this a whole lot better.
However, this little thing (it's really not a game) might be worth checking out for those who are curious. If you're a hardcore fps gamer, then you'll probably think that this is a waste of your time, and honestly, I don't know how you got to this part of Steam anyway.

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terrible game only play it because my friends like it

I was enjoying this game very much, but then the game crashed and I lost all my progress. I'd been playing for an hour, so please make autosave a feature! :(

I did like it, but flicking through all the dialogue for an hour again is something I don't really want to do, so I'm a bit disappointed... The story was good, though. Being able to rebind keys would be another thing that this game needs - using arrow keys instead of WASD is not really convenient for many players.

great game, anyone that says it needs rebalancing just sucks ass

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спасибо отлично провёл время

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Not Recommended
7.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
I'm a big fan of minecraft, so I was excited to play this game. But I found that it was fiddly, uninteresting, difficult to understand, and ultimately not fun. Also, the endless blobs are really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying,

You made a mistake in your games list. It's meant to say AOE 2 and Heroes 3. Just letting you know so you can change it. Otherwise people might think you like all the bad games.

I got this game for free and I'm still disappointed.
In fact, this game just downright annoys me - the controls, the flashing colours, urgh. It might be enjoyable for more casual gamers, but not me.

Edit: sorry for the condescending review. game is still ♥♥♥♥ tho

I was going to make some crude joke about exploring Uriel's "chasm", but this game is so bad that it makes me want to hurt myself.

I'm a big fan of minecraft, so I was excited to play this game. But I found that it was fiddly, uninteresting, difficult to understand, and ultimately not fun. Also, the endless blobs are really ♥♥♥♥ing annoying,

Absolutely terrible, I hope the devs read all the reviews after the 7.00 update and bring back 6.88f (which of course, they won't). I was intially excited, but they basically ruined the game. Basically just a big "♥♥♥♥ you" to all the current players.

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Crystal Maiden is a very viable hero in most line-ups, and can often be picked as first pick in the draft, played as a position 5 support. Her strengths lie in her global mana regen buff for her allies, as well as the slow and disable that she provides early game, not to mention her massive AoE ultimate. Her weaknesses are her extremely slow movement speed and health pool, making her a target for enemy ganks. This item aims to give you a bit of guidance about how Crystal Maiden can be played to provide your team with the maximum chance of winning.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

May the winds of good fortune find you in the new year!

Absolutely terrible, I hope the devs read all the reviews after the 7.00 update and bring back 6.88f (which of course, they won't). I was intially excited, but they basically ruined the game. Basically just a big "♥♥♥♥ you" to all the current players.

"im not going to say its obnoxious, but we do have a bunch of windmills" -anon

careful man don't overdose

is that really a windmill

Finally an achievement showcase that is actually an achievement showcase! +

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Genital Jousting - 0.4 hours on record. last played on 17 Feb

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yo! wazzup doodle,

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I JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND EXPRESS MY EMOTION AT THAT AMAZING THREE WORD LINE. ^._.^

+rep nice and fast trader with love

AGREED. ^._.^

They were the sweetest three words of my life back in the day!

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