You shouldn't lie to the poets

You shouldn't let poets lie to you

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You brush your teeth to avoid jail, I brush my teeth to avoid cavities, we are not the same

Fort Night

Hello, my name is Phillip Laurenson, the manager of your local Walgreens. Word has passed up the line to me that you are one of our most loyal customers, and that you will walk to your nearby Walgreens upwards of five times a day! We just wanted to reward you for your consistent loyalty as a customer. Our Cashiers love seeing you throughout the day, your Plan-B emergency visits are a great morale booster. We tried contacting you via phone and e-mail but got no response. Customers like you make being in business worth it!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | +rep Perfect Customer

- Friendly to staff
- Has never stolen
- Leaves the bathroom unsullied

Hope this reaches you well,

Phillip Laurenson
Manager, Walgreens