Recent reviews by Lady Wolfshadow

Have owned this game on Desura for quite some time, and I finally have it on Steam. The game seems simple when you start it but the difficulty definitely ramps up and the graphics add to the quirkiness of the game. It definitely doesn't take itself seriously and the game is great to pick up when you only have a few minutes and just want to play something quick and amusing.

This game is really one big disappointment, sadly. The art style is very cute, but that's about the only positive thing I can say about it, as the game suffers from some major flaws that just kill the game:

The camera angle is horrendous. In a 3-D platformer, having a fixed camera angle is both baffling and frustrating. It makes jumping and moving an exercise in frustration. I tried to give the game a fair chance to make an impression on me, but the camera angle alone was enough to cause me to cut my time in it short.

The story, or lack thereof, is very thin and not engaging in any way, shape or form. It doesn't provide any motivation whatsoever to keep playing. After a few minutes roaming around, instead of it feeling like there's a greater purpose to my actions, it becomes a case of "Meh. WHY am I doing this again?"

Movement in this game is a major downfall. It felt like traversing any distance was done at half the speed of smell and it made the whole experience feel more like a chore than something done for fun.

There really isn't much of a challenge to the game, other than contending with the camera angles and movement issues. The enemies are incredibly passive and it was insanely simple to avoid them, considering that they did little to nothing that would make me want to attack them instead of just walking by them.

All of these combined to make this game a rather tedious and completely forgettable experience. Whether it was an isuse of inexperience on the part of the developers or simply a lack of effort, there are just so many issues with the game that even if the art style is somewhat endearing, it's not worth playing.

If you're looking for a game with top-notch graphics and a riveting story, look somewhere else. If you're looking for a game that's tasteless, offensive and lets you kick dogs and take a leak on Gary Coleman, then look no further.

This title of this game is definitely accurate - prepare to die A LOT. You will get killed in more ways than you originally thought possible and you will have fun doing it, quite possibly broadening your vocabulary of obscenities along the way. I can definitely agree with the strong recommendation to use a controller for two reasons:

1. The keyboard control scheme is fairly annoying and counter-intuitive. It's playable, but definitely not optimal.
2. Controllers are cheaper to replace than monitors when you wind up flinging them across the room in frustration.