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5.4 hrs on record
This was a really cute game, its following in the footsteps of the RE2 remake more than anything so if you like those games you'll like this one, its not really scary but i don't think i needs to be, honestly the puppets talking to themselves is more funny most of the time. Had a cute little message and didn't overstay its welcome. Overall I enjoyed (beat in 5 hrs if that matters to you)
Posted 21 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record
This game is shockingly pretty good, the difficulty isn't too high but the worlds and sparse music really makes it fun to explore and see what was created here. The story isn't super in your face but it does a good enough job. The main problems are the weaker characters (not many conversations) and the true ending is locked behind a stupid minor decision that you can't go back to and redo. The weapons while cool require you to sacrifice a bunch of them to upgrade your mains which means even though there are a ♥♥♥♥ load of them, you probably aren't going to use many of them. 7 hrs to complete, good stuff.

Oh yeah and one last thing, THIS GAME IS SLIGHTLY HORNY! Big tiddy werewolf girls, full bush and breasts during some of the boss fights. Be careful if you’re streaming lol.
Posted 24 December, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.7 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Geeze, I never and I mean NEVER play VN but here I am feeling emotions I haven't felt in years all due to a scalie love story. This CANNOT be ignored. please do yourself a favor and play this.
Posted 22 December, 2025.
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1.7 hrs on record
how the hell did they think they could charge 25 dollars for something i can beat in 1.5 hrs. its easy (on normal, idk what the other difficulties are like) its repetitive, overly reliant on "feeling cool", loud both in colors and noise, and has no actual story to speak of besides like 20 still frames with no dialogue. I got this for 1.24$ so id say its worth it for that price but how the hell did they think this was 25$? hard pass, after a while it felt more like a chore that a cool power trip.
Posted 14 September, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
this truly is an xbox 360 game, the feel, the game its aping (original god of war) the quick time events etc. Its not a great game, its serviceable, pretty cheesy at times and the story is.....well its there i suppose. But if you have nostalgia for this generation of games id say its a cute little time waster. I beat it in about 4 hrs on normal and i enjoyed my time with it.
Posted 14 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.2 hrs on record
This game is just plain boring, has tons of bad design choices, glitches both visual and actually gameplay damaging (enemies too big to fit in doors but clip through in awkward ways allowing them to hit you, or float around and are 99% in a wall but can shoot at you through it), it's easy for the most part even on the hardest mode once you get the broken weapon that each character has (bad design) but that first level or two suck complete ass cause your starting weapons are so pathetic. Much of this game just feels like the developer said "♥♥♥♥ it! I don't feel like doing any more game testing or bug fixing on this ♥♥♥♥ and I'm tired of working on it" so they shat it out in an unfinished state. the first chapter was fine for the most part albeit a bit boring, the second chapter sucked ass until you started getting some better weapons (most of that character's guns are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless unless you level them up) and the third chapter is pathetically short, some missions being like 4 fights and you're done with it in like 4 minutes. The enemy design is horrendous, some enemies will instantly hit scan you around a corner the millisecond that you turn a corner, hitting you with undodgeable unavoidable damage and other ♥♥♥♥ out 3 randomly bouncing grenades in tight hallways that you can't move around in, to enemies that coat your screen in irritating fire or farting out a low damaging aoe cloud that lasts too damn long. There are plenty of retro shooters out there, you don't need to waste your time on this one
Posted 12 June, 2025.
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19.7 hrs on record
I really wanted to like this game, I really did. I love survival crafters and I love scifi but this game is just so....lazy. I feel bad but there is no other way to describe it, so many QOL issues so many copy pasted lazy areas, no real interesting exploration, no challenge, no real story, so many bugs, lag issues, etc. Its not the worst thing I've ever played but I could only recommend this to someone who is extremely desperate for a survival game and has no other option.
Posted 8 May, 2025.
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6.6 hrs on record
This is definitely one of my top 3 childhood games, so that alone makes me want to give it a thumbs up, the problem is? the price, holy crap 30 bucks for this? no offense but you didn't do thaaat much to improve the game, making the sprites look nicer and making it easily playable is nice (not that the other version of this game on steam is that hard to get running), but i did run into a game breaking glitch that trapped me in a small crawlspace, tons of sprite errors and a bunch of enemies glitching around when they are first alerted. These glitches were not present in the original, so charging this much for this old ass game and not having it function 100% like it should? idk, pick this up on deep sale for like 10 bucks if ya want to play an og shooter for about 6 hrs, it still relatively holds up but a few parts of the game definitely rubbed me the wrong way going back to it (make sure to check your pda if you get a keycard, even if you only need that thing like 2 times in the game)
Posted 5 May, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
8.3 hrs on record
This game is pathetic, I loved ion fury, and even the dlc (which felt a bit lazy but even then i still enjoyed it). The visuals of the previous game, that techno grimy look, the enemy types that ranged wildly (even the annoying spider heads) gave the game a great feel.

But this game? what the hell happened? Why do we spend 90% of the game in generic boring brown Arizona? why are all the locations modern day sewers, military bases, trash heaps etc, what happened to the cyberpunk feel? Oh thats right it was wasted on the last level, except by that point you just want this pathetic excuse for a game to end by that point so you can't even enjoy it.

The combat feels weak, not a single enemy poses a threat and the instant you get the charge punch you can wipe entire waves of enemies regardless of how much hp they have. Glitches and crashes galore, during 1 playthrough it crashed every day I played it (about 6-8 times) I glitched myself out of bounds 3 times/got glitched into walls and overall it just feels incredibly unpolished.

The story? what story, big bad is evil cause reasons, the secondary bad guy that comes out of nowhere, gets one bad guy line and you kill them, the ending sequence felt rushed and forced. And the whole "main character from Sin is in the game!" thing? you get 3 lines of dialogue from him in the final level which boils down to "oh hey, hold the line for a bit" "oh hey you're killing the final boss? cool" "nah I'm not going with you, here's my gun, bye". and his gun isn't even anything that special, why even bother?

Overall this game is a dull, unpolished, rushed, easy as hell mess of an experience and even at half price I want my money back after that 8 hour slog.
Posted 27 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Once again steam, you need a "Meh" option. The gameplay is easy as crap (on normal mode, you need to beat the entire game to get hard mode, where you get shot before you turn the corner), the guns feel like pea shooters (super m1grand is the only decent one), the map design is basic, music is...mostly good, a few tracks kinda get grating, the boss fights....are also there. the story.....also exists. just overall a very meh experience, beat in like an hr and half, got it half off. Id recommend just going to a site to download GZ doom mods rather than waste your money on this.
Posted 15 April, 2025.
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