So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

I am reposting this message from Oct 29, 2018 @ 8:35pm because my worst fear has become a reality. Check yourself before you wreck yourself kid

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Karlor kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

So yesterday i was playing on de_mirage and had a girl on my team. after a few rounds she asked for a drop, and me and the boys knew it was a race - i was the first one to drop her an awp, and i think she got a crush on me after that. she even said nice try after i failed a clutch couple of rounds later. anyway I added her after the game, im planning our wedding and honeymoon at the moment, just waiting for her to accept, she probably is nervous which is why she hasnt accepted me yet right haha

this kid constantly asks me to boost his rank in cs and im sick of him harassing me.
im putting an end to this war NOW. back off or im emailing gabe aka the creator of CS

you have been warned

hey gurl was in ur server the otha day, messae me so we can play sum gamez, cuz i saw ur profile and we r liek steammates, like Steam soulmates, get it, haha =p xoxoxo

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