"Bob" doesn't Care about your Sins, "Bob" won't Die for your Sins cause "Bob's" not the Son of God. "Bob" won't Die for your Sins, "Bob" won't FORGIVE you for your Sins. "Bob" won't Do ANYTHING about your Sins cause he doesn't Give a ♥♥♥♥. All "Bob" cares about is that "Bob" will JUSTIFY your Sins. He'll Justify your Sins and make them PART of His PLAN.

You can't hide from J. R. "Bob" Dobbs cause he's STUPIDER than you are
You can't hide from J. R. "Bob" Dobbs cause he's got more black and white little dots in his face than you do
You can't hide from J. R. "Bob" Dobbs cause his face has been mimeographed and put up in more places than yours has
You can't hide from 'God'
You can't hide from J. R. "Bob" Dobbs cause more people worship HIM than worship YOU

"Bob" preaches that you have to believe in Everything. Especially... you have to believe in the God that tells you Not to believe in him because he Doesn't want you to know what He's been Doing to You.