This man solo levels his penis to such a degree that it hurts.

forgot to mention how mahussive this mans ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brain is, his 200iq chinese simulator plays are to be reckoned with, dont get fooled by his figure either this bad boi can lift you your mum(already 1000 kg ) your house and even ur dad at the same time

His male cucumber is so large he has smacked me numerous times from across a football field with this thing. he has torn females in half with the sheer force of his doodaa. he has physically restrained criminals by just laying his enormous bush wacker on there shoulder he is a 150 pound man with 99% of his weight being sheer dong muscle.

I would claw off this mans shirt anyday if it not for his godly powers creating invulnerable materials for his shirt and he created an infinity between him and you to seperate him from the peasants physically. this man can break space time by moving his mouse beware and hail his godliness

you should play vlaorant with him, very good gamer top 0.001% player

+rep Mans got a massive ding dong (14 inches just flaccid) (source: your mom) lmao. He gets many women and dates a lot of them together. He has a lot of big sweaty sexual encounters with a lot of females that I am aware of, they all comment on his girth and sex drive; pleasing women by the hour. He has next to all the free time in the world so ladies hit him up for a good time. Btw, he is stacked, and looks like an absolute gigachad unit. His only down is that he does slightly look like a woman, but other than that, he's a manchad gigasex machine. Get to contacting him ladies, he's gonna be taken soon 0_0

i saw this guys 8-------D once and it was huge