Recent reviews by knelse

I'd easily recommend it before the large update, but now it became pretty boring, imo.
Every change seems to have a "but" attached to it:
1. New map is indeed larger, but it feels empty
2. Well, it's not actually empty, but it could be 4x smaller with basically the same content
3. Locking upgrade tiers behind farming and delivery could work, but it gets very tedious very quickly (500 mutated plants for 1 point, anyone?)
4. It would be ok if there were alternative ways to progress (find ore - get unlocks), but there are none
5. Fuel economy could work, but it's just annoying
6. Searching for artifacts could work, but oh look another plastic chair
7. Restoring the environment was a cool mechanic, but now it takes half an hour per area and doesn't reward you with anything. I wish I was joking about half an hour, too.
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You get the idea.

Install size less than 1% of Ark's, still better than Ark.
They're masterpieces all, you can't go wrong.

PSA: rags you start with aren't auto equipped lol

Not bad, not great, just meh. Doom 2016 felt much better.

You died, I died, everyone died

Tomas has never seen such eldritch before

This review is classified, Agent.
Still buy it though.

Surprisingly well-written, goes seriously meta, but almost painfully short.
Hope the "sequel" would be at least half as good :)

Run simulator 2016 and/or git smashed bro simulator 2016. Thanks, but no.

Random review just to make it #1 by User Ratings, nothing special.

Seriously, buy it, it's brilliant.

Day 0. Get to know the dragon.
Day 1. Run around a city, make 3 levels on rabbits, be happy.
Day 2. Find a notice board with a quest to kill rabbits. Try to find them, find none as you exterminated them all, cry.
Day 3. Go to nearby encampment, make a midget porn star pawn, be happy.
Day 4. Exit encampment, find cyclops, wait till your party kills it, be happy.
Day 5. Get rekt by tentacles, run away, get rekt by even more tentacles, spend 3 hours killing them, understand they're limitless, cry
Day 6. Try to find the boy, catch him in the end, talk with him, grab him by the bottom, throw him into the sewers, be happy.

And they say Life Is Strange is a game about emotions, HA!

Seriously, buy it now, please.