why leave first round!

i miss you

awful rl player plz uninstall

ching boy

-rep i met this guy at a Republican National Convention at the San Diego Convention Center in '96. We instantly hit if off, lots of banter, good chat, disguised lustful glances. At the end of the convention, he invited me back to his place, a quiet little brownstone. We said we were just going to have some drinks over a discussion on immigration policy, when he less-than-accidentally spills wine all over my pastel blue Tom Ford undershirt. Apologetic, he offers me his shower so I'm not flying home sticky from the '45 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild we shared.

I'm wet and warm as he laughs that his tits are bigger than mine, and before I can respond - I can feel his warmth behind me. He firmly but carefully pins me against the wall, nibbling my ear. I felt his hard member push against my leg. That's when I punch him and 1 tap him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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blind and deaf cs player

-rep total beta ♥♥♥♥♥

stay gone

poor guy got mad that he has no skins

+rep gg bro

team killing virgin because he cant learn to communicate

+rep AWP virtuoso💢

+rep nice profile, calm in pressure situations

+rep consistently impressive

+rep the biggest SCHLONG seen in counter strike

+rep can smell a penny from six million light years away

+rep pretty good player

Team domination

+rep absolutely spiffing on rocket league

uninstall ur bad - Signed by Absent

+rep deadly with AWP

turns on walls as soon as hes down 2-0

+Rep Perfect player on Faceit. Good teammate. Fire guy 🔥

+ rep from faceit

bro was stuck gc since s14 open ur eyes dude ahaha

clutch king

Add me, nice game!

beta cuck fajit

kind mate

+rep USP magician

+rep quickscope king

This mans just chases and gives the ball off, not even remotely helpful towards his team. Then gets mad when he loses and blames his teammate. Classic Rocket League player really.

+rep. Frequent visitor at Epstein Island

That global cooldown for griefing goes crazy, brother. Shouldn't have been so lippy.

friendly mate

if you have 10 fingers and you cut one off and eat it and it grows back how many fingers do you have

y tu ?

Uninstall

Kids an edge lord. Wouldn't recommend playing with em....

-rep you need to uninstall cs

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

imagine losing your free carry because of your fragile ego, hope you learned your lesson in teamkilling. we won without you btw

most autistyic player ive ever seen

Best Rl player 10/10 would recommend

paint your walls red please and quit the game youre terrible hope your house burns down

hope u find ur missing chromosome -rep

not enough chicken thighs in the world to make this guy not soft LMAO

-rep worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammate on the entire game talking ♥♥♥♥ about how i got scored on while going ACROSS THE ENTIRE FIELD TO GET BOOST LEAVING ME IN MULTIPLE 1V2S. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ despicable human being.