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93 pounds
very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.
i’m just looking for someone to keep me company
Hey Fluttershy what’s up *Accidentally walks in on Fluttershy changing and she’s having trouble getting her bra on because her boobs have gotten so big* O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;; GAH!!!!!!! I’m sorry!!!!!!! *Runs out of the room and rests against a wall, catching my breath* *Grins and fist pumps* Hashtag WINNING………
It started in 9th or 10th grade when we read The Metamorphisis by Franz Kafka.
As I started to think more and more about the roach creature that the character had become, I started to imagine what it would be like if a woman turned into the roach instead. I found this idea very arousing.
Eventually I sort of dropped the bit about her having been a human woman first and I kind of imagined this fictional roach species. They are giant roaches, the size of a person and have complete intelligence. I kind of over time conjured up an "imaginary friend" of sorts. She was one of these roaches and her name was Ogtha. I would fantasize about her often. Whenever I masturbated I'd be imagining elaborate scenarios of me and Ogtha making love.
1. Provide sexual pleasure whenever requested
2. I love cleaning
3. I can cook meals fit for your dietary needs
4. When you're out with mates I won't call or text unless its dirty selfies or dinner requests
5. I'll wake you up by performing oral sex
6. My no1 priority is your happiness and wellbeing
7. Only speak when spoken to
8. I swallow
9. I'm hilarious because I'm fat
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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment sections you'll suffer pro-pain
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I get it.
You don't want a pleasant evening chat.
You don't want a gentleman to walk you to your car.
You don't want a friendly dude to help you carry your groceries...or hold open the door...or crush the life out of other men that would do you harm.
Fine- fear the good guys... I guess we'll have to suffer through watching you get broken over and over by the SCUM you think you love.
But I want you to know - it's not easy, and it hurts to see you fall.
Give the good guys a chance to help you be less afraid of the world.
Ok if you just want to pee in my mouth too, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I just like to please you and will follow your every instructions, your rules!
I am willing to pay you for this privilege. If interested please email me.
He said it the same way that someone might ask, "So uh, are you much into uh…fondling donkey junk?” I was trying to hold my breath since he smelled like unwashed man, a cologne that was giving me a headache and doritos.
“I’m a huge Homestuck!” I replied in the hopes that this fact alone might make him go away. “I actually made that button. Also I am kind of busy doing homework for a class I have in three hours, I’d like to get back to my work."
He crossed his legs awkwardly enough that his knee was digging into my leg so I made an angry face and scooched my chair away and then proceeds to lean over the table and say, "I always thought that comic, while decent with certain aspects was always deeply overrated and honestly lacks the profundity, depth of thought and production value I generally like to see in the media I enjoy.”
So that's a little taster, if you think I'm your type, then please don't be shy to get back to me.
Where do i start. Im looking for a daughter to get to know.
So if you are looking for a father figure. Im 46,im married and live here in auckland. Please note this is not a sugar daddy relationship. It can be friends or more than friends,theres no pressure what so ever.
Just happy to help and be there. This can be discreet as you like.
and it just PISSES ME OFF how the school doesn't even CARE THAT I AM ON THE BRINK OF ODING BECAUSE OF THIS!!!
ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry around an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if i don't take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!!! AND HE WON'T IT!!!!
BOO!
*laughs while tipping my fedora*
What are you up to on this fine day, m'lady?
she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
she got hit bi a CAR.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whsipered 2 her corpse
"I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......." (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)
repost if dis mad u CRY
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I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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