There is nothing cooler than buying a hamster and stuffing it in your ass. To do this, you will need the following tools:
one bottle of KayVai
one skein of adhesive tape
one small or medium sized hamster
one bottle of Detola
The first step is to buy the hamster itself. Try to choose the most energetic, the meaning of this you will understand later. When you bring the hamster home, cut its claws.
Then pour Detol into a basin of water to kill all the bacteria on the coat and skin of the animal. Try so that the solution does not get on the hamster's face, you do not want to kill it ahead of time! Wipe the face carefully with a cotton swab and alcohol. Wash and dry the animal, then apply a thick layer of lubricant to its entire body.

Before proceeding to the next steps, make sure that the tape is at your fingertips. Put scissors next to it and rewind the end of the tape a little, because you will have to carry out further actions with it with one hand.
Now take the hamster and carefully enter it into your anus with your muzzle out. That way he won’t suffocate too soon. With your free hand, push the entrance to the anus and help move the hamster inward. Once the hamster is completely inside you, place your index finger on the hamster’s forehead and push it a little deeper.
Now with your free hand, quickly stick tape over your ass. Try as soon as you seal the anus, wrap the adhesive tape around the waist crosswise and again between the legs, so it will hold on better.

Now the coolest thing begins. The hamster begins to fight for his life, wriggle and slide inside you, but since the way out of the cage called your ass is sealed with tape, he naturally cannot get out. His movements in the rectum will bring you so much pleasure that in those few minutes while he is alive, you can ♥♥♥ at least twice! Typically, hamsters stay alive for five to seven minutes and, combined with a warming lubricant, these minutes seem simply indescribable!
If you stop feeling the movement inside, then the hamster is over. Peel off the tape, pull the dead animal out of the ass, wrap it in a plastic bag and throw it in the trash.

сидит в кустах ждёт когда убьют огненного) найс чё)

Братишка, я все выяснил по твоей просьбе: значит так, запись на лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам, с 9:00. При себе иметь:
- чистые трусы;
- вазелин "Добрый волшебник",
- хирургические перчатки размером 7,
- деньги (1500 тенге.)
Извини, что на профиле написал, у меня что-то личка тормозит. И не благодари... всегда рад помочь!

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