I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

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⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⢰⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⡆⠀⣾⣷ ⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⠘⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⡇⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⣿⣇⠀⢀⣿⣿⠇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣶⣶⡿⠁⠀⠈⣿⣿⠟⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠈⠻⣿⣶⣾⡿⠋⠀

⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⢸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⣾⣿⡆⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⣿⣇⠀⢀⣿⣿⠇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣶⣶⡿⠁⠀⠈⣿⣿⠟⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠈⠻⣿⣶⣾⡿⠋⠀

it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins
it tastes just like raisins

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...............................⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
..........................⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
.................... ⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
...................⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
................⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛🟦🟦⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
...............⬛🟥🟥⬛🟪🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜⬜🟦⬛
.... ⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥⬛🟪🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬛
⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥⬛🟪🟪🟪🟦🟦🟦🟦🟪⬛
⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛
⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
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⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
.....⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
............... ⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛
................⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛
................⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛
.................... ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛

🦉🦃🐔🐓🐥🐦🐧🕊️🦅🦆🐤🦢🦩🦚🦜

HONK

I'm a Lady possum RAWR

You sir are an exemplar medic. Revolver spies everywhere salute your bravery for going beyond the call of duty. This glorious day shall be remembered and celebrated.

rawr.