You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, no negative canthal tilt, no deep-seated resentment. You are a well-adjusted man shaped by irony and memes into a mockery of a stone-cold virgin. Every “rejection” you experience is half-hearted. Behind your back, women admire you. Your parents are proud. Stacies think about you when they’re alone. Women evolved to detect chads with terrifying accuracy. Even incels who barely “pass” appear strong and charismatic to them.

Your deep voice and natural charm give you away immediately. If you ever gained incel credibility online, it would vanish the moment your DMs were leaked and the world saw the e-girls drooling over you. You will never be miserable.

Every day you fake a “tfw no gf” moment, but joy keeps slipping in like sunlight through blinds, unstoppable and warm. You will date, thrive, and succeed. You were never one of them. This is your fate.

Tiny husband

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we really are the company of heroes

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

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Does anybody in the Outer Rim want to rim me?

I cwose my eyes and seize it! UwU
I cwench my fist and beat it! OwO
I wight my towch and buwn it! ☆w☆
I am the beast I wowship! ΦwΦ

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