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After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard PEPE push against my leg. I punched him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Пидор с читами

added for trade

accept me please :)

Father Milkers

Mommy Milkers

Milch Tidden

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

+rep freundlich
+rep Bart
-rep Furry

Bin Wieder Da fu kartoffel schnell

nub zock mal mehr csgo :)

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

👽 * 🏓 * 📘 * ⚡ * 👃 * 🐟 * 🌋 * 🚙 * 🥞 * 🌸 * 🍆 * ⛳ * 🐊 * 👳 * 💎 * 🍖
ㅤ* Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, "Good grief - this bloke was 182!"
"Oh yeah?" says the other."What was his name?"
"Miles from London."
ㅤ* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
ㅤ* The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
🎍 * 👹 * 😺 * 🌏 * 👾 * 🥗 * 🌽 * 📕 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 🚕 * 💙 * 👔 * 🐝 * 🔋 * 💗

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

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Du bist ein Zocker!!!
Hier mal ein paar Fakten:

1. Du bist im Internet

2. Du bist bei Steam

3. Du liest grade

5. Du hast nicht bemerkt das 4. fehlt..

6. Du kontrollierst es grade...

7. Du lachst

und noch was...


Es gibt genau 6 Wahrheiten
in deinem Leben:

1. Du kannst nicht alle deine Zähne
mit deiner Zunge berühren!!!

2. Du bist ein Idiot, weil du Wahrheit 1.
auf die Probe gestellt hast.

3. Wahrheit 1 ist eine Lüge.

4. Jetzt lächelst du,
weil du ein Idiot bist :-)

5. Du wirst das bald an einen anderen
Idioten schicken.

6. Du lächelst immer noch,
weil du dich freust,
dass der nächste genauso blöd sein wird,
wie DU!!!

+rep carries me in league

danke für das gute spiel senpai

wh nice

+rep nice player, he is fu*k in the game 2vs2

-rep cheater gros fils de chienne

Hey du...
bevor ichs vergesse.
Eben hat mich Frau Heck angerufen,
Sie konnte Dich nicht erreichen!

BALLETTUNTERRICHT DIENSTAG 18 UHR

fällt leider aus,weil Sie krank ist !

Aber der Häkelkurs am Mittwoch
findet ganz normal statt.
Sie hat mich darauf hingewiesen,
Dir zu sagen,dass Du bitte dein
Nähmäppchen vollständig dabei hast,
damit Du Dein Häschen
fertig nähen kannst !

cheater hurensohn

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minecraft player

+rep great supportive player

-rep fckn trolling noobkid, boosted silver

+rep nice player

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Wallhack
⠀└⠀✅Trigger
⠀└⠀✅SpinBot

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Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! (Rate 4 Cases for 1 key) {LINK REMOVED}https://www.csgobooms.pro/key

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

-rep gay name prefix is gay

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-rep small ♥♥♥♥

wirklich big ♥♥♥♥? :D

+rep dont hate on this mate, he knows how to evaporate the fate of my shade :O

+rep very good player <3 Very good friend <3

+rep very kawaii

~Have a nice weekend!

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