....getting my euthanasia at wendys goodbye

thatll be $99.99 (before tax and shipping)

ok ill get one euthanasia then please

sir we dont serve food here, this is a vet office

NO

says the one thatd sniff pits :eyeroll:

foots.

THE GRAND COMMENT INCIDENT OF '25

I CLOSE MY STEAM FOR A FEW DAYS AND YOU COMMENT 100 TIMES

🐛

May we never forget the incident of 11/26.

tickles your nutsack

FISH BANNED FROM AUGUST 2024

slowly places a fish inside of your pillowcase

cus bus zceknem porno : D

milk more like milf

i'll have you know i'm at the top of the pregnancy game. i'm ovulatig. right now

sorry for getting you pregnant

retrograde

go brush your teeth stanky

uh oh! stiiiinky! stinky!

coom

farts

im back ♥♥♥♥♥

oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ the camels have arrived

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU ARE NOW BANNED FROM COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE. FROM NOW ON IF YOU OFFEND, YOU WILL HAVE 1 (ONE) NUTSACK REMOVED FROM THE NEAREST BREEDING PARTNER.

i wish ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture was real

YELLS

for some reason burger king ranch is always rancid and its one of the sole reasons i no longer order burger king. i just don't understand- i've moved across the country and the ranch is STILL rancid in flavor. is there some kind of conspiracy i've been left out on? WAKE UP AMERICA. the burger king is a FRAUD and i want EVERYONE to know this. DOWN WITH THE BURGER KING.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a cactus
more at 11

Ugh! Why can't divorce be real? I'm so tired of my wife, I just want to be with that tree in the backyard!

divorce and marry me

my wife keeps putting my balls in the meat grinder... im beginning to think im gay. any advice?

i remember i put my special sauce in the wendy's ranch

sir this is a wendy's

mod my ♥♥♥♥ and balls

i wish furries were real

nya

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deez nuts :weary:

furry???

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3 musketeers

3.

thank u b

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