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Exabit 2 Jan @ 7:05pm 
*starts twerking*
Ih1.904 26 Jul, 2025 @ 11:37am 
🌳🐰
What a time to be alive 23 Jun, 2025 @ 11:21pm 
+rep gay part of brain was surgically scooped out
ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ 6 May, 2025 @ 11:24am 
Sharpshooter
the conman 24 Feb, 2025 @ 7:33pm 
+rep, traded me two extra keys for no reason, great trader.
What a time to be alive 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm 
+rep goat
kомпаньон 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm 
please let me play lethal company with you:steamsad:
Jonathan Frisbee 9 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32pm 
gave me a BIG tip in a turbo game. ♥♥♥♥ left me orgasmic ;)
What a time to be alive 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59pm 
Lots of hog on this one. +rep
MemeNCheese 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm 
This guy loves booms more than anyone I know. "BOOM BOOM father more BOOMS", he always says to me. + rep.
perl 13 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am 
he gold on my arthur until i king
LogJamm 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:52am 
-rep
LogJamm 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:52am 
dota feedr
perl 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33am 
hmm
What a time to be alive 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43pm 
will you be my steam pin-pal? (sexual inquiry)
What a time to be alive 5 Aug, 2021 @ 9:18pm 
this guy thinks hes funny? im gonna enter his hole. im gonna do it. try an stop me and i will enter your hole as well.
killowatt 14 Mar, 2020 @ 4:37pm 
Thank you, sir
Sheepaay 14 Mar, 2020 @ 4:37pm 
You've been promoted to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and assigned to the gamer division.
Runar 2 Mar, 2019 @ 3:13pm 
ffffffffffffff---------111111111111111111114444444444444 :lunar2019piginablanket:
Bertie 30 Nov, 2018 @ 1:26am 
וכן, דרך אגב, אכן יש לי קעקוע של ריק ומורטי. ולא, אתם לא יכולים לראות אותו. הוא לעיני הבחורות בלבד – וגם הן צריכות להוכיח שהן בטווח 5 נקודות אייקיו משלי (עדיף כלפי מטה) לפני כן.
Bertie 30 Nov, 2018 @ 1:26am 
למען ההגינות, יש צורך במנת משכל גבוהה ביותר בכדי להבין את ריק ומורטי. ההומור מעודן בטירוף, וללא הבנה חזקה של פיזיקה תאורטית הבדיחות שם פשוט תחלופנה מעל ראשו של הצופה הטיפוסי. ישנה גם התפיסה הניהיליסטית של ריק, שקשורה באופן הדוק לאופיו – הפילוסופיה האישית שלו קיבלה השראה מאוד עמוקה מספרותה של “נרדוניה ווליה”, לדוגמה.
[G.W.] Sir Hunter 8 May, 2018 @ 8:13am 
Apache?
Doc Volto 14 Feb, 2018 @ 12:05am 
[G.W.] Sir Hunter 9 Feb, 2018 @ 5:15pm 
Killothot
Kopalchuck 4 Feb, 2018 @ 2:32am 
Straight outta Bowling Green, Kentucky Fam!
Akula 7 Sep, 2017 @ 1:42am 
Fenderwatt
Doc Volto 6 Sep, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
defendowatt
Bertie 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:54am 
:csgogun:
Bertie 19 Jul, 2017 @ 10:54am 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Bertie 19 Jul, 2017 @ 2:23am 
NO
Bertie 9 Jun, 2017 @ 9:50pm 
You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥ length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ resuscitate you and kill you again myself you ♥♥♥♥♥-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Bertie 9 Jun, 2017 @ 9:49pm 
I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the ♥♥♥♥ out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart attack.
Joshua Eden 15 Mar, 2017 @ 12:07am 
I'm starting a 5E D&D game on Tabletop Simulator, and would like your help, EVEN if you aren't experience AT ALL, and if you are Please help, but with that said we need a DM too.

Just check out my post on Tabletop Simulator's Discussion(s): http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/app/286160/discussions/0/135511655651138444/

Thank you, -Josh.
Doc Volto 14 Feb, 2017 @ 5:04pm 
Layla 27 Jan, 2017 @ 12:49am 
Agent Sprig, do you copy?
litmeup 30 Dec, 2016 @ 12:23pm 
deadass
Doc Volto 8 Dec, 2016 @ 3:19pm 
Baby killer
Doc Volto 8 Dec, 2016 @ 3:11am 
concernedowatt
koopers | Rokkuman 24 Aug, 2016 @ 12:25am 
Gonna remove some people i haven't talked to in a while. If you're seeing this message and would like to add me again, feel free to.
Chubby Panda 30 Jul, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
yo nugger you a true mcnugget
litmeup 18 Jul, 2016 @ 3:10pm 
For those attempting a suicide aiming at the chest, the heart is target. Deflection by the ribs can be an issue. Stone suggests aiming under (or between) the left side ribs, with an upward trajectory toward the right side of the neck. Even if fatal heart damage is not caused, there is a fair chance of fatal results by hitting either the aorta (largest artery) or the vena cava (largest vein), or their major branches.

Using a shotgun if aiming at the chest will also increase the chances of a fatal outcome due to the fact shot spreads out and can cause extensive damage even if not aimed quite correctly.
perl 7 May, 2016 @ 4:30pm 
truly a living meme
Layla 23 Apr, 2016 @ 8:10am 
killo = wheeler walker jr
GNU/Brandon 5 Feb, 2016 @ 4:59pm 
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fartin martin 18 Jan, 2016 @ 12:14pm 
Meme
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Jonathan Frisbee 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:15pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TODAY, I WOULD ♥♥♥ ALL OVER YER DEAD FAIC CUZ ID B JACKIN OFF TO DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care
fartin martin 16 Nov, 2015 @ 2:55pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
What a time to be alive 3 Nov, 2015 @ 7:46am 
IF U WERE KILLED TODAY, I WOULD ♥♥♥ ALL OVER YER DEAD FAIC CUZ ID B JACKIN OFF TO DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

......|..___________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]= ~~~SEMEN LMOA~
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE ♥♥♥♥♥
WE RIDE BIG ♥♥♥♥♥ TOGETHER
WE DIE WITH SEMEN ON OUR FACES
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
GenoTrain 19 Jul, 2015 @ 5:13am 
+rep, good and smooth trader!