*starts twerking*

🌳🐰

+rep gay part of brain was surgically scooped out

Sharpshooter

+rep, traded me two extra keys for no reason, great trader.

+rep goat

please let me play lethal company with you

gave me a BIG tip in a turbo game. ♥♥♥♥ left me orgasmic ;)

Lots of hog on this one. +rep

This guy loves booms more than anyone I know. "BOOM BOOM father more BOOMS", he always says to me. + rep.

he gold on my arthur until i king

-rep

dota feedr

hmm

will you be my steam pin-pal? (sexual inquiry)

this guy thinks hes funny? im gonna enter his hole. im gonna do it. try an stop me and i will enter your hole as well.

Thank you, sir

You've been promoted to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and assigned to the gamer division.

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וכן, דרך אגב, אכן יש לי קעקוע של ריק ומורטי. ולא, אתם לא יכולים לראות אותו. הוא לעיני הבחורות בלבד – וגם הן צריכות להוכיח שהן בטווח 5 נקודות אייקיו משלי (עדיף כלפי מטה) לפני כן.

למען ההגינות, יש צורך במנת משכל גבוהה ביותר בכדי להבין את ריק ומורטי. ההומור מעודן בטירוף, וללא הבנה חזקה של פיזיקה תאורטית הבדיחות שם פשוט תחלופנה מעל ראשו של הצופה הטיפוסי. ישנה גם התפיסה הניהיליסטית של ריק, שקשורה באופן הדוק לאופיו – הפילוסופיה האישית שלו קיבלה השראה מאוד עמוקה מספרותה של “נרדוניה ווליה”, לדוגמה.

Apache?

♥

Killothot

Straight outta Bowling Green, Kentucky Fam!

Fenderwatt

defendowatt

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You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥ length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ resuscitate you and kill you again myself you ♥♥♥♥♥-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the ♥♥♥♥ out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart attack.

I'm starting a 5E D&D game on Tabletop Simulator, and would like your help, EVEN if you aren't experience AT ALL, and if you are Please help, but with that said we need a DM too.

Just check out my post on Tabletop Simulator's Discussion(s): http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/app/286160/discussions/0/135511655651138444/

Thank you, -Josh.

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Agent Sprig, do you copy?

deadass

Baby killer

concernedowatt

Gonna remove some people i haven't talked to in a while. If you're seeing this message and would like to add me again, feel free to.

yo nugger you a true mcnugget

For those attempting a suicide aiming at the chest, the heart is target. Deflection by the ribs can be an issue. Stone suggests aiming under (or between) the left side ribs, with an upward trajectory toward the right side of the neck. Even if fatal heart damage is not caused, there is a fair chance of fatal results by hitting either the aorta (largest artery) or the vena cava (largest vein), or their major branches.

Using a shotgun if aiming at the chest will also increase the chances of a fatal outcome due to the fact shot spreads out and can cause extensive damage even if not aimed quite correctly.

truly a living meme

killo = wheeler walker jr

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IF U WERE KILLED TODAY, I WOULD ♥♥♥ ALL OVER YER DEAD FAIC CUZ ID B JACKIN OFF TO DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

IF U WERE KILLED TODAY, I WOULD ♥♥♥ ALL OVER YER DEAD FAIC CUZ ID B JACKIN OFF TO DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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....../ `---___________----_____|]= ~~~SEMEN LMOA~
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE ♥♥♥♥♥
WE RIDE BIG ♥♥♥♥♥ TOGETHER
WE DIE WITH SEMEN ON OUR FACES
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.

+rep, good and smooth trader!