Recent reviews by Jeimz

cool game which you'll like unless you're a loser

Grindy, boring, overall kinda bad. Get's really boring unless you find the jokes hilarious which i personally didn't. Plus a game that would need to carry itself on humour rather than gameplay must be rather lacking, even if a couple walking simulators manage to be good.

iz good

Don't starve is a very good game, and all-in-all, even though i might mention some negative things, i recommend it.
Let's start with the negative first:
- It has a good crafting system, but a lot of the items require wiki-help, so a lot of the items need to be looked up before you know how to get it.
- Some characters tend to suck. Although there's a large roster of characters, Wolfgang, Wilson, and Willow are all the characters you will use. Out of about 12, these are the best, since some have kinda stupid nerfs. (E.g mediocre girl character that doesn't do much in the first place, and can only eat meat. It's hard enough to get food in the first place, and meat can almost never be found in some seeds/maps.)
- Some things are not obvious at all, even when you've played it for a while. For example, the sanity meter. Very nice, i like it, it makes the game harder and is interesting design, the problem is that apart from picking flowers, it is not obvious at all how to regen it.

Pros
-I'll get the obvious one out of the way first, the art style, everyone loves it, and I'm one of them.
- Each character has a different and interesting personality. Although i have previously mentioned it's harder with some characters, it's still worth it, as you'll spend quite a bit of time clicking around different objects just to see what they'll say.
- Funny jokes here and there and the creatures in the world are an odd mishmash of normal animals which encourages exploration to see all of them.
-It's hard. If you stay in the same place too long, you'll get your science and alchemy machine struck by lightning, and you'll get a deerclops sent after you, killing you while driving you insane.
-More stuff I'm too lazy to write, so take my advice and get it.

TL;DR - Gud game, get it.

Castle crashers is a fun game, its got great gameplay, manages to make multiplayer without making it look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and has some funny ideas, but im not going to just drool over it. Although its got some funny parts, the poop jokes get rather repetitive, especially when replaying the levels, which if you are interested in leveling up, you need to do. There are some pretty creative ideas and bosses, and an overall enjoyable game, encouraging replayability but the humour goes childish at times. 7.5/10

Amazing game, you get to eat placenta and stab Mega Satan with your Mom's Knife
10/10 would placenta again

♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome and hilarious