> be me
> fearless Barotrauma daredevil
> hop aboard a sub with a ragtag crew: crusty captain, scatterbrained medic, and trigger-happy security
> decide to “boost” reactor performance by cramming in extra fuel rods—because science, right?
> totally forget automation’s off and weld the reactor door shut “for safety”
> bolt down every airlock on a whim
> watch, half-horrified, half-amused, as water gushes in like an overenthusiastic octopus
> crew starts flinging blame while I'm thinking, “This wasn’t in the manual…”
> captain shrieks orders, security goes full action hero
> medic whips out his opium stash and declares, “Let’s chill these jitters!”
> injects everyone with opium, turning chaos into a surreal snooze-fest
> sub goes kaboom in a dazzling underwater fireworks show
> we haven’t even gone 20 meters from the first station

11/10, would gladly wreck our ride into a submarine paperweight again!