Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen 🐵 But with Tylenol, don't take it! DON'T TAKE IT! ⚠️

And if you can't live, if your fever's so bad, you have to take one 🤒, because there's no alternative to that 😔 sadly.

First question: what can you take instead? It's actually there's not an alternative to that. And as you know other, other of the medicines are absolutely proven bad 👨‍⚕️
I mean they've been proven bad 👨‍⚕️ with the Aspirins 👋 and the... Advils 👋 and others, right? 🤔
And they've been proven bad 🔬👨‍⚕️

bam!!

o.o

Nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'

Lysergic acid diethylamide

Deoxyribonucleic acid

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosberg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers.

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosberg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers.

You look to your nightstand to get a drink of water from a glass you usually keep there, but instead of a glass you feel a paper texture and hear the sound of a pencil falling to the floor. You flip the switch to your lamp. ​ Its a notebook you don't recognize, picking it up to inspect it a page falls out that was previously ripped out and put back in. ​ You pick up the page to inspect it, turning it over to reveal something written on it. ​ "are the Kirovs reporting?" ​ The handwriting is similar to your own but only barely, "it looks like I wrote this with my left hand."

I never thought that ordinary people could have such huge gaming skills, but I was wrong. This player is a potential threat to players from the famous Counter Strike: Global Offensive. His mind is based mainly on the disposition of brilliant, brilliant, and well thought-out tactics through which the opponents clutch their heads around the round. The huge amount of intelligence quotient has also allowed him to create perfect mouse movements, which is associated with the best level of aim around the world. I find the aforementioned player, who I do not think I have to represent anyone, is striving for a well-known top ranking hltv top1 players worldwide.

who says that im gay

like are you really gay?

Blowing up the sun is the only way

omg what did you do???? you LITERALLY needed to do nothing and somehow you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this up and now look where we are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

who this

ah, this guy posts copy pastas on his own profile, what a loser!!

Right when I had my premium Ass Warmer Ultra tm. With ass scratching capabilities and began feasting on the glorious food called canned baked beans a group of youths of African American descent entered the theater. I froze for a second, as I had planned on being alone but I could adjust my plans. I decided to continue with my movie experience. After all, the beautiful face of Mater could surely distract me from their hooliganism. We were at the best part, a truly masterful comedic technique used in the movie. Where Mater mistakes the ethnic Japanese food “Wasabi” for “Pistachio” flavored ice cream. This is quite comedic due to them looking very similar but have quite different tastes. I allowed myself to chuckle at this execution before realizing one of the youths was staring at me. I ignored him and began using my can opener to partake in the act of baked bean eating. Then I heard him about. “YO THIS NIBBA EATING BAKED BEANS WHILE WATCHING CARS 2”

You don't deserve the attention you get, honestly. How come so many people like you when you're such a disgusting bag of rotten beans. I hate you

yes, its open mic night, the mic is on, thats the whole point

hello? is this thing on?

/sticker Mugman

Is this happens because we are from BULGARIA ?????

♥♥♥♥ plungers. i Hate them ... I don’t get why anyone would buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plunger ... just use the toilet like a normal person. I just don’t like the way the plunger succs my stool out of me like i’m a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gogurt. I’ll stick to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ manually. thanks.

What I feel like reporting all these scam comments: https://medias.spotern.com/spots/w640/45/45466-1532336916.jpg

oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, whats with these comments

Hi, add me, I have an interesting offer and present for you

Well let me tell you he got very annoyed. I decided to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"

That is when the father started yelling at me, and the mother kept saying "What are you doing?" and my girlfriend went to some other room.

Finally the father said I should "Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of his house" and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before. Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly.

Now in text messages I have been telling my girlfriend I really don't know what a potato is. The only way I can ever get out of this is for them to buy that I don't know what a potato is.

I wish I never started it but I can't go back. I think she will break up with me anyway.

They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I really not know what a potato is? That I never heard of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did not ever even hear of a potato. Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.

This went on for a bit and my girlfriend was acting very confused and embarrassed by my "♥♥♥♥♥♥ up antics", and then the more insistent I was about not knowing what a potato is was when them parents starting thinking I DID know what a potato was.

Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When I would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially began to get annoyed. At one point he said something like "Enough is enough. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with us. Admit it." And I said "Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you."

So first when the potato became on my plate, I acted very interesting. I showed an expression on my face so as to seem that I was confused, astounded but in a restrained way, curious, and interested. They did notice, and seemed confused, but did not remark. So I asked "This looks very interesting. What is this?"

They stared at me and the mother said "It's a baked potato." And I was saying "Oh, interesting, a baked....what is it again?"

And she was like "A potato."

And I was like "A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good."

And then they didn't see I was clowning, but thought I really did not know what is a potato. So I knew I would be very shamed, humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I admitted to making a bad joke, so what I did was to act as if it was not a joke but I committed to the act of pretending I didn't know what a potato is.

Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.

My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.

I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.

When I saw that baked potatoes were served I got the idea that it would be very good if I pretended I did not know what potatoes was. That would be funny.

Well let me tell you: backfired on my face. I'll tell you how.

hahah

When you were partying, I hoarded food. When you were having premarital sex, I disinfected my hands every ten minutes. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated hypochondria. And now that the world is on corona and the cannibals are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Do you seriously spend over 60 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

yo whats poppin

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hey fisco how u doin

Comrades it's fisco.... yesterday wrote that banned the system VAC, but the plate in the profile was not, played all the norms only in the menu could not invite anyone, and today gave vac for what alo ? What cheats you're kidding you to, you're 7 years 6 to hours old. it's just a ♥♥♥♥ to do that ((

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subtle g homieboy

handsome dishwasher

+rep ty for the lgeit trade

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Danke ihr habt aber auch gut gespielt

its not boosting if we lose you doofus >.<

I BOOSTED HIM

-rep Zarzygał mi dom

-rep beach

Tak.

Słyszałem, że masz bardzo mądrego kota