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Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
-- Christopher Fry
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Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.
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Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One and a half.
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"The significant owl hoots in the night."
(Guards! Guards!)
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Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.
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Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
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Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.
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