After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We hung out for a few months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS, and, most importantly, a true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS LAN party. He said he'd come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I hit him, he started crying and ran away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)