*I heard a couple of cute stories about you?*
Beete:- I wasn't in it.


*I had a girlfriend*
*i did have a girlfriend*
*But then she died*
*Like a week ago*
What happened?
*Huh?*
What happened?
*Oh she was a drug addict dude!*


Say my name is BeetleJuice
*BeetleJuice*
And im going upstairs to learn how to get laid
*My name is BeetleJuice and im going upstairs to learn how to get laid*


Can you spell dog?
*Leer*


Hey BeetleJuice whats up!
*Hey you Slap Nuts!*
Whatchu call me?
*Slap Nuts!*
Do you know know who youre talking to?
*Yeah you Slap Nuts...Mophuka*


1-1 Equals?
*Equals? 35!*


What number comes between 2 and 4 BeetleJuice?
*25*


Spell Red.
*Red? L-S-T-E-R!*


If you dig a 6ft hole, how deep is it?
*Its about like 20ft*