The amount of pain you would feel would be huge. No matter how tempting or sexy, it is not worth it. Even if it will stop you from losing NNN, just don’t. There are no benefits of doing this, only downsides.

One: you lose your penis

Two: you will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one.

Three: the amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital

Overall you just shouldn’t put your penis in a blender. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!

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FINAO (Failure Is Not An Option) is building a team from the ground up. We are lining up some tryouts for the rest of the week. If you are interested let me know as soon as possible. My xfire is rebelxaim. The current team name is not permanent, we are brainstorming. We will be sponsored by MaxFrag after the roster fills up with reliable and skilled players. We hope that you take the chance to tryout or at least speak with us.

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FINAO (Failure Is Not An Option) is building a team from the ground up. We are lining up some tryouts for the rest of the week. If you are interested let me know as soon as possible. My xfire is rebelxaim. The current team name is not permanent, we are brainstorming. We will be sponsored by MaxFrag after the roster fills up with reliable and skilled players. We hope that you take the chance to tryout or at least speak with us.