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kettlebear: and youre just a feet

You're one of them grill gamers arent ya

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage

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I don't want to be one of "those guys" who brag about their "intellect", but I would be truly lying if I didn't say that I think I'm on a different level than the majority of the population, but it's not really a blessing, it's more of a curse. Once woman find out, they latch on like leeches because they know I might be a millionaire someday. Other men become defensive and try to fight me with their fists. I'm not a fighter and yes, I probably would be a better lover to your girlfriend because I'm able to think on their level just as much as other numerous levels. And it's scary sometimes how deep my psyche goes sometimes.

Well respected S.T.A.R.S. member with 197 IQ here just chiming in. Seeing as how you’ve got a number of viewers would it be to hard to maybe mention NEGEVS? It’s a place to discuss the latest in dank memes, funny jokes, atheism, my little pony and the subtleties of picking up milady’s.

Well respected S.T.A.R.S. member with 197 IQ here just chiming in. Seeing as how you’ve got a number of viewers would it be to hard to maybe mention NEGEVS? It’s a place to discuss the latest in dank memes, funny jokes, atheism, my little pony and the subtleties of picking up milady’s.

Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦

I red that bofO will be the newa moderation of the |S.T.A.R.S.| guild so I thought thtat it waould be a goodd tome tio try out for it bcaseue it will be gberry good fchange and saurely bofo wifll beaqcome aa greate leader for teh guild!! :>

I red that bofO will be the newa moderation of the |S.T.A.R.S.| guild so I thought thtat it waould be a goodd tome tio try out for it bcaseue it will be gberry good fchange and saurely bofo wifll beaqcome aa greate leader for teh guild!! :>

I red that bofO will be the newa moderation of the |S.T.A.R.S.| guild so I thought thtat it waould be a goodd tome tio try out for it bcaseue it will be gberry good fchange and saurely bofo wifll beaqcome aa greate leader for teh guild!! :>

IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕓🕔TO THE PRESIDENTIAL ♥♥♥♥♥ PRIMARY‼️😫💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP👦👦 WILL BE ABLE TO ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆😫US IN THE OVAL OFFICE🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL🏢 TO PROTECT US FROM HIS HUGE LOAD💦💦💦. HIS LOAN 💸💸💸FROM HIS DADDY😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE ♥♥♥♥ ISN'T ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫SEND THIS TO 1️⃣6️⃣OF YOUR CLOSEST TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦💃IF YOU GET 5️⃣BACK, YOU'RE HELPING DADDY MAKE AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦. IF YOU GET 10 BACK DADDY TRUMP WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥WITH HIS BULGING ♥♥♥♥ ‼️🍆

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

IM DELETING YOU, BERNIE!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 ✔Bernies💃👴 are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Bernie!💖 Send this to ten other 👴💃Bernies👴💃 who give you 💖👍socialism💖👍 Or never get called 🌷🌼️progressive🌷🌼️ again 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no free healthcare for you 🚫🏥🚫🏥 3 back: you're progressive🗽🗽 5 back: you #FEELTHEBERN 🔯🗽🔯 10+ back: You’re the first lady!💕🗽💕❤💋💑❤💋💑

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Bofo can get better. He sure deserves it!

Don’t worry, guys. I’m 15 inches, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,

Sgt Martin

P.S. all of the above is true. I’m over at Bofo’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than ass cancer. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!

Dear STARSHQ community,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with all of you. I’ve been finding real passion with Bofo, and he is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of his piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact he’s much gayer than I am.

But it’s not only the passion guys; he’s pregnant.

Bofo said that we will be very happy. He owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of condoms for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more sex toys.

Bofo has opened my eyes to the fact that whoring doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be doing it for ourselves and doing it with other people in the commune — for all the anal beads and lube we want.

Hey cutie! My names Martin but you can call me PawPaw.

What you upto, Butter Babe?

I'm 53 years old! But age doesn't matter. Agreed? I guess my genital just got hard. Lol. They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been on my genital. :)

Lol I just made my day =)

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IT IS GETTING CLOSE 🕑🕓🕔TO THE PRESIDENTIAL ♥♥♥♥♥ PRIMARY‼️😫💦 SOON MY DADDY 👅👅💦 DONALD TRUMP👦👦 WILL BE ABLE TO ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆😫US IN THE OVAL OFFICE🗽🗽 AND BUILD A WALL🏢 TO PROTECT US FROM HIS HUGE LOAD💦💦💦. HIS LOAN 💸💸💸FROM HIS DADDY😍😍 MAY HAVE BEEN SMALL😢😢, BUT HIS HUGE ♥♥♥♥ ISN'T ‼️‼️🍆😩🚫SEND THIS TO 1️⃣6️⃣OF YOUR CLOSEST TRUMP LOVING TRAMPS. 👦💃IF YOU GET 5️⃣BACK, YOU'RE HELPING DADDY MAKE AMERICA WANK AGAIN🇺🇸😩💦. IF YOU GET BACK DADDY TRUMP WILL FIRE YOU 🚫🔥WITH HIS BULGING ♥♥♥♥ ‼️🍆

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🎅🎅🎅hey all you 💁💃SULTRY👅💦SANTA BABIES🎅👈this man has a 🙌📦😳BIG PACKAGE🙌🍆👀waiting in his 👢STOCKING👢for you this christmas better be😜💋NAUGHTY💄😏cause santa wont give that big 🙌😲SANTY🌬🍆D🎅 if u😶boring ho‼️😭😱and if youre🍀lucky🍀you could get a SLEIGH RIDE 😫👏uuuuuMPFH👏SLEIGH👏ME👏SANTY👏😩 all i want under my🌲bush🌲is👇🙀♥♥♥♥🍌💦👈send this to 10 of your 😜SKANKIEST😤STOCKING👅😳😩STUFFERS👀 or all youll get is a 😵LIMP🍆dildo😴

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfaher put us through.' I agreed. At 28, i have never touched a cigarette. I must say, i feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because knowing you gave me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer anyway.

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Amazing game, Winter is coming what more can i say XD

Does not lie when they say teamwork is required but man its one hell of a game.

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