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Subii 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38pm 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Subii 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:36pm 
testicals
Kenny Salmon 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:35pm 
G'day Kenazer mate, just saw yer steam profile and had to drop ya a line. Yer profile is as sick as a chlamydia-infected sheep, I tell ya what.

Reminds me of the time when me and the boys were chuggin' down some cold ones, and my mate Tazza tried to jump his dirtbike over a herd of cows. Classic. But anyways, I digress.

Your profile is the dog's bollocks, mate. It's got more substance than a meat pie from the dairy. And speaking of pies, you should come down to the pub and have a few with us sometime. We'll show you what a real pavlova is all about, and give ya a few tips on how to properly punch a hole in a wall.

So keep on keeping on, Kenazer, and don't forget to give us a holler when you're in town. Cheers!
Subii 3 Apr, 2023 @ 2:32am 
Eligh Small, he's a rapper no doubt
But did you know he's also a gamer devout?
He's got skills with the controller in hand
And he'll school you in any game, that's his command

Eligh Small, he's a rapper and a gamer
His skills are legit, they'll put you in a jammer
From platformers to shooters, he's got the moves
He's a true gamer, no time to lose

He's got a console at home, a PC too
He's got all the latest games, he's not a noob
He'll spend hours on end, grinding away
His dedication to gaming, it's here to stay

He's got a Twitch stream, where he plays live
His followers tune in, to watch him strive
To beat the game, to get that high score
Eligh Small, he's a gamer to adore

Eligh Small, he's a rapper and a gamer
His skills are legit, they'll put you in a jammer
From platformers to shooters, he's got the moves
He's a true gamer, no time to lose
MagicTurtle | 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:56pm 
-rep we had a match and after it i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Subii 17 Feb, 2019 @ 12:20am 
a 1 2 3 all the kids laugh at me but hey dont rlly know that my dad has a gun yea DUN DUN DUNDUDNNANDUANDUDNDANDUANDANDUANDANDAU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kenny Salmon 21 Aug, 2018 @ 12:14am 
I analyzed your profile and I concluded with my math equation that you're gay.
Kenny Salmon 18 Jun, 2018 @ 3:35am 
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Subii 19 Feb, 2018 @ 11:25pm 
uhh chuck noia bing ling bang
Kenny Salmon 19 Feb, 2018 @ 11:22pm 
Henlo. I am write on your profile steamcommunity because that you are talk ♥♥♥♥ about me?
Subii 13 Feb, 2018 @ 8:47pm 
hahahhaha
Kenny Salmon 13 Feb, 2018 @ 1:44am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Subii 14 May, 2017 @ 11:32pm 
I LIKE MOIST STIFFS
Subii 9 Jan, 2017 @ 3:11pm 
im fat