In the past, I've been a server-first progression guild officer, a founder of clans, someone's dream virtual boyfriend, and a ruthless pwner of nubs in a tasteful selection of FPS titles. When I'm not trampling over the pride of little boys and girls while aiming down sights, I enjoy fine novels and narrative-driven role-playing experiences, especially ones in which I can make my in-game avatar into a really hot grill.