Attention please. This is a formal announcement from the Department of Friendship Affairs. After extensive research, peer‑reviewed studies, and three energy drinks, it has been concluded that you, ma’am, are illegally cool.
Your vibe levels have exceeded the federally approved limit.
You are therefore required to report to me immediately for further evaluation, compliments, and possibly snacks.
Thank you for your cooperation

mogged me

sign?💔

kandy? more like.... mother? idk

The Forehead smiles upon you - Tri House

signed by THE LOVE OF UR LIFE <33