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+REP, THANKS FOR THE FAIR TRADE

yes

very nice

cute idiot

owo

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Merry Christmas Porp!

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…….…... / | ............♫ Warmest wishes♫
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jeff

im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that has nothing better to do than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on profiles

maybe idk

is reid like ur only friend or something

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i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

As if anime isn't already bad enough by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and IT'S GAY. AND DON'T SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. YOU'RE GAY, ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING DOWN. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.

DO WHAT YOU WANT, 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

YAR HAR, FIDDLE DI DEE,
BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME,
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
YO HO, AHOY AND AVAST,
BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BADASS!
HANG THE BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

YOU ARE A PIRATE! - YAY!

WE'VE GOT US A MAP, (A MAP!)
TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX,
THAT'S ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS! (WITH LOCKS!)
AND BURIED DEEP AWAY!

WE'LL DIG UP THE BOX, (THE BOX!)
WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS BOOTY!
BURST OPEN THE LOCKS!
AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY!

YAR HAR, FIDDLE DI DEE,
BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME!
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
YO HO, AHOY AND AVAST,
BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BADASS!
HANG THE BLACK FLAG
AT THE END OF THE MAST!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

HAHAHA!

WE'RE SAILING AWAY (SET SAIL!),
ADVENTURE AWAITS ON EVERY SHORE!
WE SET SAIL AND EXPLORE (YA-HAR!)
AND RUN AND JUMP ALL DAY (YAY!)
WE FLOAT ON OUR BOAT (THE BOAT!)
UNTIL IT'S TIME TO DROP THE ANCHOR,
THEN HANG UP OUR COATS (AYE-AYE!)
UNTIL WE SAIL AGAIN!

YAR HAR, FIDDLE DI DEE,
BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME!
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

[SPOKEN:]
YAR HAR, WIND AT YOUR BACK, LADS,
WHEREVER YOU GO!

BLUE SKY ABOVE AND BLUE OCEAN BELOW,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Masturbating to Trap porn is the least gay thing there is! See, if you fap to gay porn, that's gay. But if you fap to "straight" porn, there is one girl, sure, but there's also a guy, which makes it 50% gay. If you fap to a trap ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one full girl, and then a half girl, half boy, making it only 25% gay. Plus, if the penis is feminine enough, the percentage shrinks even further. The ideal would be, theoretically, fapping to 2 girls, but that would be homosexual lesbian sex, which brings it back around to gay again. Thus, if you aren't fapping to traps, you are at least 50% ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

nah the ♥♥♥♥ makes it cuter yeah

i have a question
are traps gay

im actually bisexual, not gay snow.

hey reid. that was gay. i hate gays. they smell BAD

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP
'CAUSE THEY'D FILL THE OPEN AIR
AND LEAVE TEAR DROPS EVERYWHERE
YOU'D THINK ME RUDE
BUT I WOULD JUST STAND AND STARE

I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE
THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY
IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP
'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEMS

'CAUSE I'D GET A THOUSAND HUGS
FROM TEN THOUSAND LIGHTNING BUGS
AS THEY TRIED TO TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE
A FOXTROT ABOVE MY HEAD
A SOCK HOP BENEATH MY BED
THE DISCO BALL IS JUST HANGING BY A THREAD
(THREAD, THREAD...)

I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE
THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY
IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP
'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEMS
(WHEN I FALL ASLEEP)

LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN JUST A CRACK
(PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE)
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN INSOMNIAC
(PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE)
WHY DO I TIRE OF COUNTING SHEEP?
(PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE)
WHEN I'M FAR TOO TIRED TO FALL ASLEEP
(HA-HA)

TO TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
I'M WEIRD 'CAUSE I HATE GOODBYES
I GOT MISTY EYES AS THEY SAID FAREWELL
(SAID FAREWELL)
BUT I'LL KNOW WHERE SEVERAL ARE
IF MY DREAMS GET REAL BIZARRE
'CAUSE I SAVED A FEW AND I KEEP THEM IN A JAR
(JAR, JAR, JAR...)

[2X]
I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE
THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY
IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP
'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEMS
(WHEN I FALL ASLEEP)

I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE
THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY
IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP
BECAUSE MY DREAMS ARE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS

i have a burning passion for ♥♥♥♥.

I have a blackiimov i would like to trade for your neo-noir

real homie out here be warned

nice boy does my simon says ♥♥♥♥ every time i ask

Porpoise says rem is ♥♥♥♥, is a rem fan

ayylmao you just got memed xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

-rep kid uses wallpaper engine to beat shantae

Merry Christmas Porpoise!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb :p

+rep can defeat full armies in a single blow

-rep nice scrips

-rep Nice scrips

-rep 1,000 hrs and in s2 oh and i thought u were hacking

hey it could be worse it could be sakura spirit or nekopara lol

-rep plays huniepop dafuq this kid weeaboo

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+rep he plays club penguin

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+rep I'd suck his ♥♥♥♥ no pay

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