no.

Did you know that sleeping together improves sleep quality? I sleep very poorly. So, will you sleep with me?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

+rep gj bro

don't forget to add me!, +rep plays to win

Let's dominate the game together!

add me up, +rep unmatchable skills

guy is a 1 pump dump and pump, please don't come back

Top-notch gaming

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

friendly dude

This guy aggressed me

nice person

bury me in satin lay me down on a bed of roses put my in the river at dawn send me away with the words of a love song uh huh <3

team of sweaty cheaters xd

good profile, smart player

Gaming marathon, you say? I'm in!

+rep pretty good player <3

Let's conquer the leaderboard!

+rep nice profile, experienced igl

Your profile rocks! Play?

+rep my g

nice awp

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Signed by me :) lets play csgo

Signed by me :) lets play csgo

Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

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WARNING!!!!DON'T RP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥

I've lived in texas for 3 weeks, there hasn't been one of those.

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

Hey, can you add me

NO SEGGS FOR YOU
NEVER SEGGS YOU
BYE BYE

there's a shark in the water

Who am u?
???

+rep cute

hi back

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it's disastrously uncool to let your friends use your pad as a forwarding address for packages from mexico

I love stolas, stolas + blitzo for life <3

he pulls me in to his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. he pins me down the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. he teases my boi♥♥♥♥♥ with his massive thicc swedish ♥♥♥♥ and then he goes all in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a force that I have never felt before. every thrust makes him moan with a pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. he ♥♥♥♥ deep into my sissy finn guts, breeding my bootyhole and then he cuddles me in his strong masculine swedish arms until I fall asleep on his massive chest.

Im finnish and i have a fantasy where sweden win the great northern war and finland needs to export finno-ugric twink boi♥♥♥♥♥ slaves to high ranking carolean officers for pleasure. I imagine I am a little shy femboy twink with smooth finnish skin and being brought in to Befälhavare Svens bedroom to give him pleasure. he is a tall broad shoulders swede with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscle pecs and im a pathetic lil mongol-descendant boi♥♥♥♥♥ twink.

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A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY

START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS

HEY

BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER

THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

a man has fawwen into teh riwer in lego city! owo

start the rescuwu hewicopter

HEY nuzzles u

Buiwd teh hewicopter and owoff to the resucuwu

prepare the lifeline, lowoer the stwetcher and make teh resucuwu

the newu emewgency cowwection fwom lego city!!!

Let's say for a minute, that hypothetically, everyone was in fact kung fu fighting. Now statistically speaking of course, this is impossible. Now hypothetically if they were, hypothetically of course. Now, would they all be performing the same so called Kung Fu move? Statistically speaking that is highly unlikely. This would also, hypothetically, be quite dangerous if it were to actually occur. Coming from a medical official, my wife, who is a doctor, she says that hypothetically, this would be dangerous. So, logically, this would not happen. So in fact, there is no way, impossible even, that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.

Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.