Recent reviews by thefuccboii

When I first opened this game I immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". Suddenly my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.

George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.

I flung myself from the bathroom window and this game turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at ♥♥♥♥♥town.

This game is a 7 on a scale of 5-9.








Also this game gave me cancer.

git gud fam.

10/10 wud smash











No seriously....
git gud
fam.