Dead: "Tape if you were going to classify your sexual preference in one word what would it be?"
Tape: "Horse." - “What's wrong with that, people have been using horses for years. Id just use them differently."

Lost(kyle): "it is 4:18am in Kyle's bedroom [...] Kyle is a porn artist"

Dougie: "At least she knows her market value"

Tyffee: "Suck my huge ginormous titus elephant gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

Shade: "you dont understand how straight I am. I get SUCH a hard on for lolis"

Hooch: "cant have gta but my parents will buy me school shooter simulator, wont even bat an eye when I get the synagogue DLC"

Alex J: "I hold myself to a higher standard of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... like if its already in my mouth might as well do a good job"