Recent reviews by Jukebox

bungie dug their own graves so deep that they managed to strike gold

i have crippling depression

This is a game that was supposed to never see the light of day and destined to fail, but instead thrived and blew everyone away with its balls-to-the-wall gameplay and a murderous soundtrack.

DOOM is my favorite game of all time and I cannot recommend this game enough.

R̵̠̣̞̱̜̞͟ͅi͞͏͙̱̲̭̲͍̤̼̱͞p̧̺͔̮͈̞̳͜͡ ͖̲̹̤͢͡a̸̗̗̫̘͉̮̕n͎̞̻̰͢͡d̰̗͇̝͚̬͜͝ ̥̭͓̫̱̪̱͘͡t̤̖̕e̲̞̳̩̻̩̘̠a̮̩̩̭r̨͙̬͘,͖̞̟ ̵̛̳̞̝̖̫́u̧̧̝͍̯̞͎̙̖͍͢ͅn̨̥̞̩t̸͏̺͍̭͖̱̰͠i͓͜l̤͢͞͡ͅ ̸̦͕̗͖͓̳͟i̶͎̥͝t̶̻͚̦͓̞͈͎ͅ ̴͔͉̣͇ͅi̭̣͠ś̤̻͙̹̞̠͇̫͘ ̩̙͓̱̞̠͎͟͞ḏ̴̶̗̜͇̲̟̘̥͉͝ọ̴̣͖̼͔͞ͅn̘̲̬͟e͏̗̯͖̤̰͕ͅͅ.̵̵͟ͅ ̣̠̰

>playing with the boys
>get trash talked by crab
>gets called weak by crab
>called collared like a dog and inferior to crab
>kills crab
>cooks claws for dinner

10/10

the only game in existence that makes you waste 75% of your ammo on shadows and noises.