hello, I saw you have a copy game Putt-Putt®: Pep's Birthday Surprise , I wanted to ask you do you trade it?

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Look here you dumb broad. I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hair and make up, listening to kesha and ♥♥♥♥. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace ♥♥♥♥♥

Yo juicebox52! idk if you remember me, we met at the brothel in Cambodia last week. Anyway, after the satanic orgy you said to hit you up and you wrote your number on the buttcheeks of Destiny, the midget stripper aka human flesh light. I can’t find the number, dm me Chief.

PS,

I think you left your bottle of lube, peanut butter and jelly sammich (a quarter bitten off, sorry I was hungry) yugioh cards, and handcuffs in my car bro.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

This guy RAPED me in CSGO, made me want to kill myself... +Rep

Who is this hot piece of ass, and how tight is her ♥♥♥♥♥?

I was in Busch Gardens on vacation. I was wandering around trying to decide what to ride. That's when I noticed a ride that hadn't been there the last time I visited. It was weird because it had never been advertised and there was nothing on the map about it. I figured, "What the hell" and got in line.

Surprisingly the line wasn't very long. I only waited about 10 minutes to get on. It was one of those motor car rides which is kind of weird because they already had one elsewhere in the park. Why would they open up a second one? After buckling in I looked up ahead and froze. There was a giant skeleton up ahead tipping a hat to me with a sign over his head. "No..." I whispered. The sign read "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride".

I struggled with my restraints but they wouldn't come off. I begged the employee controlling the ride to help and that I had changed my mind but he ignored me. My car started moving and I screamed in terror. Up ahead the track stretched on for what seemed like forever. "I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE!"

-rep After a good game in h1z1, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great h1z1 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a h1z1 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

K-Konichiwa >///<
*notices that ur a boy*
Da-does u has a girl f-friend ?
OwO
*Giggles my books juggling* u
baka -w-

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I dont normally do things like this cause im a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg im so embarassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you dont have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think... maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything. you don't have to worry about tha cuz i'm a real feminist, but ill still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I wont do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and i'll stop so so fast!!! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe im writing this all out to you >< !!!! Even if you reject me its all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!!!!)

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hey, sorry i saw your profile picture and i just thot you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)). its really rare to see girls playing video games ahha! I dont know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments. but dont worry ill be there to protect you :-) sorry that wast flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry im relaly shy I dont go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxxx

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I love you son

bubby

I think I have Cancer

hi do you want play 1 v1 stronghol 3 ? :O

Hey add me

Bear Grylls?

The steam summer sale starts today, not that you didn't notice

hey man I got homework out the ass don't think I'll be on

Thank y'all for Magicka, Happy hanukah!

Alright I updated my profile.

<3

Nope. You should get GTA Iv. Its like 11 Dollars

There are so many things I could change the 'juice' into

ITS PENGAS ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!

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