Hey bud, it's been a while. How are things?
I'm sure you already know, but I ran into your wife on a business trip to Austin a few weeks ago; I believe she said she was going to some healthcare convention. Anyways, she told me all about the family, and how Jacob's getting married soon, that's crazy! It seems like just yesterday he was running around with Steven in the back yard. Speaking of Steven, he joined the military and is going overseas in a couple months.
We should visit soon, it'd be nice to get the families together again, especialy before Steven gets shipped out.
I hope you're doing well, and I know it's your birthday, so I just wanted to wish you a good one! We sure are getting old, aren't we! Haha!

Take care, and tell the family I said hello!

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looking small today

I consider sucking ♥♥♥♥ an art form. When someone tells me to suck his ♥♥♥♥ I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse.

When I finally free that ♥♥♥♥ from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart.

This is what I was born to do. ♥♥♥♥ is my medium and l am its master. No ♥♥♥♥.

He's not the Guy! I am. I'm the Guy, the REAL Guy, and I say we go in, we beat this unwinnable level and we get to the other side, where untold riches and bounty fit for ten kings awaits us! Nothing is unwinnable, if we join together and battle as one. We play at each others strengths, help cover each others weaknesses. We can accomplish anything, and we WILL accomplish everything! But first, let's go win this unwinnable level and show it who's boss. Are you with me? Step aside. Cake. Oops.

Haha did ya hear dry July is coming up boys 🍻 haha no way I’m getting through that one haha 😂 did I mention to you that I drink beer quite a bit 😎 quite a bit is “a bit” of an understatement actually 😬 dry July would be so hard on me cause I drink so much beer haha 🍺 I just love a bevvie with the boys 🤙 bevvie means beer if you didn’t know aye 👈 I drink lots of that stuff 🙌 haha please come back Jessica I miss us 😳

I haven't seen a beating like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

In west Saudi Arabia, born and raised

On the minefield is where I shot most of my gays

Chilling out maxing relaxing all cool

Shooting like Klebold outside of the pool

When a couple of GIs, they were up to no good

Started killing women in my neighborhood

Got in one little gunfight and my mom got scared

She’d said “you’re joining the guerrilla in a town called Baghdad”

I begged and pleaded with her, day after day

But she loaded my AK and sent me on my way

She gave me a clip, and then she gave me my ticket

I boarded onto the plane, and said I might as well blow it

First class, this is the best

In the backseat prepping my suicide vest

Is this what the people of Baghdad living like?

Hmm, this might be alright

♥♥♥♥ you, bud. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom so hard, she shot ejaculate across the room and killed my Chinese fighting fish. Threw off the pH levels ya piece of ♥♥♥♥.

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Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

So you're going by "MS Powerpoint" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Maybe I’ll be tracer 👲 I’m already tracer 😏 😂 what about widowmaker :interrobang:️ :spider: :spider_web: 🍑 I’m already widowmaker :shrug: :skin-tone-2:‍ 💅 🔫 I’ll be bastion 🤖 👅 NERF BASTION 😂 🤣 :nerd: you’re right so Winston 🦍 🙈 I wanna be Winston 😧 I guess I’ll be genji 😤 I’m already genji 😆 😎 🤪 then I’ll be mccree 😡 😾 I already chose Mccree 💁

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

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I was so horny last night that I decided to beat my ♥♥♥♥ to some gay yiff, but then the power went out so I had to grab my fleshlight instead. I jacked my ♥♥♥♥ so hard that ♥♥♥ went everywhere almost right away, it was dark af but I could feel it all over! my ♥♥♥♥ was sore but thats okay. I got real kinky and twisted that fleshlight and my ♥♥♥♥ just splattered its wet slimy semen everywhere, and it got in my face and stuff. I moaned in pleasure, but as the lights turned back on, I saw that I accidentally grabbed an empty can of mountain dew and cut my ♥♥♥♥ off with it. my uncle made me clean up the blood after he put his pp in my butt and called me a girl.

Guys I know that we can freely talk about anything here on the Geek Squad but, I must say I am getting kind of...annoyed at watching video game posts. I am a gamer and most likely will always be a gamer, I love games! But we're in High school and we've got to start thinking of jobs and such. I'm not saying we should stop playing and talking about games, but I'm just asking as a friend to tone it down a bit. Thanks guys, FUS-RO-DAH!!

So you're going by "CloutGod" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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Masturbation is a sport.

According to Oxford Dictionary, a sport is defined as “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment."

Masturbation:

involves physical exertion

involves skill

is entertaining

involves individuals and groups that can compete against each other

Therefore, using this criteria, beating your meat is objectively a sport.

Hey guys. uuuuuh...

I kinda have a little bit of an announcement, I just wanna be completely transparent with you guys, as you guys know I have a beautiful family, and a wife, and kid. And I wanna be transparent that I've been unfaithful, and I'm probably going to be taking some time away, t-time off, to focus on...

Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mistakes man

IS THAT A FORTNITE WIN ON MY SNAPCHAT?

⚠❌🚨 WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! 🚨❌⚠

IS THAT 😤👎 A FORT NIGHT 🏠🌓 WIN 🏆 ON MY 👉😎👈 SNAPCHAT 📱📷😒 I SEE?

CONSIDER ☺ YOURSELF BLOCKED ❌🔞⚠ AND DON'T ❌ TALK ✋😐 TO ME 👉😎👈 UNTIL 🕛 YOU'VE STOPPED ⚠❌ JUULING 💉 IN THE RESTROOMS 🚽 AT SCHOOL 🏤 YOU SILLY 😤👎 STEREOTYPICAL ✋😐 SOPHOMORE

YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER SHEEP 🐐 FOLLOWING ➡⬆⬅⬇ THE HERD 👎😎👎. BAAAAAAAH, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. 😎😎😎

⚠❌🚨 WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! 🚨❌⚠

While you "gold league" players are thinking they get good by watching this game, I am creating architecture, becoming an interesting person... you just can't compete. Keep watching League, kid, i'm more interseting than you.

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👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻

👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

hands 🖐🤚 up ni🅱️🅱️a 🔫😎 this is 👉 the F🅱️I and ur under arrest 👊 for not succing 💦😫 enough 😜 ♥♥♥♥ 😂 so get on ur knees 😳 because this 😵 ♥♥♥♥ aint gonna 😙 succ itself 😌

You see, "♥♥♥♥ posting" is simply a ♥♥♥♥ post, with no underlying meaning and has no value whatsoever, many people attempt to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" but make their post ♥♥♥♥ to the point of becoming a "♥♥♥♥ post". However, the art of "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" is an ancient chinese technique of where you post something very ♥♥♥♥♥♥, however, you maintain the correct balance of ♥♥♥♥ to the point where the "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" becomes funny. This is an art that takes years of practice to master, and many fail. There are many types of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ones with minimal effort, which make you cringe at how horrible it is, but also laugh at the lack of effort, and there are high effort ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which people spend an incomprehensible amount of time to create the perfect ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know
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I sexually identify as TheLegend27. Ever since I was born from fire, I dreamed of being the first Game Of War player and kicking asses all over Game of War. People say to me that a person being TheLegend27 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having the ability to hurl a boulder farther than a catapult and to defeat an entire army with a single blow added to my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “TheLegend27” and respect my right to capture your hero and destroy your army. If you can’t accept me you’re a TheLegend27phobe and need to check your Game of War privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hey bud, it's been a while. How are things?
I'm sure you already know, but I ran into your wife on a business trip to Austin a few weeks ago; I believe she said she was going to some healthcare convention. Anyways, she told me all about the family, and how Jacob's getting married soon, that's crazy! It seems like just yesterday he was running around with Steven in the back yard. Speaking of Steven, he joined the military and is going overseas in a couple months.
We should visit soon, it'd be nice to get the families together again, especialy before Steven gets shipped out.
I hope you're doing well, and I know it's your birthday, so I just wanted to wish you a good one! We sure are getting old, aren't we! Haha!

Take care, and tell the family I said hello!

What the actual ♥♥♥♥ man? There is a reason maps like Crash are rated one of the best FPS maps of all time.

When did you start with CoD? People destroy you in MWR because you have to think on these maps because you can't run all the time am I right? Thats why you kids think they "suck".

The fact that you compare AW to BO3 to say that 3arc is the best just makes me sad. You compare the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥ in COD history to make another game look good. Wow you really know what you are talking about..not.

Seriously you kids don't know ♥♥♥♥. You started with ♥♥♥♥ and now you don't know whats good anymore. All the maps in BO3 are chaotic and have no tactic at all. You just suck hard kiddo.

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