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bassblitzed 6 Feb @ 2:01am 
Gotta grab em fresh at Sheetz if on the east coast. Preferably between midnight and dusk when the truckers have lot lizardness coming out of their shafts as they bless them.
bassblitzed 25 Jan @ 8:55am 
My father was fairly wealthy. He would sometimes come home and shower us with gifts. Various toys, trinkets, and the like. But my father also brought something else into the house. Animals. Lots of animals. You see, he was a zoologist by trade. And besides the money which was great, we had an entire zoo in our backyard. Over the years, one would say sharing a bed... with a giraffe... is not so great... after a while. We grew distant. Him and I. The last time I spoke with him was July of 2006. And here's why... HE KILLED MY MOTHER!
bassblitzed 24 Dec, 2025 @ 12:55am 
One time i banged a cake so hard I swore I saw an entity in my room, she referred to herself as "my Mom" and called me "a disappointment". Then i woke in a strange place called the "orphanage". Overall the visuals and headspace were a solid 8.5/10.

Any other enlightening experiences from fellow puckers? Namaste and keep on that cake grind fellas
bassblitzed 3 Sep, 2025 @ 6:15am 
You'd recommend? Based on what?
So you know what I recommend? Eat the damn banana, lump included. A couple of spider egg sacs is easy work for the human digestive system and is the most surefire way to make sure these invasive critters don't invade our ecosystem. You want something done, you do it yourself!
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bassblitzed 10 Apr, 2025 @ 9:14am 
Bombardillo Coccodrillo, un fottuto alligatore volante, che vola e bombarda i bambini a Gaza, in Palestina. Non crede in Allah e ama le bombe. Si nutre dello spirito di tua madre. E se hai tradotto tutto questo, allora sei uno stronzo. Non rompere la battuta, prostituta.
bassblitzed 15 Feb, 2025 @ 7:47pm 
You definitely can't stop the peanuts outright. They'll take that personally. You can, however, change the rules. Like, every day or every other day at the same time, in the same place, for five minutes only, every crow that shows up gets one peanut.

If they're leaving items to "trade" (as opposed to showing up to receive peanuts directly), swap items for peanuts at a specific time. Ignore demands for attention or early peanuts.

I would recommend accompanying Peanut Time with an obvious visual indicator, something that other people will not have, like a neon frisbee cut in half or an extremely unique hat. This way they won't harass you every time you're outdoors, but you also avoid the risk of other people with that item in the area being harassed.

Peanut Time is Peanut Time. And no other time or place or person has Peanut Time, and Peanut Time is organized and has rules. Good luck.
bassblitzed 7 Feb, 2025 @ 1:56pm 
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bassblitzed 15 Jan, 2025 @ 7:27am 
I hopr I dont sound like a misogynist here but how can you put taylor swift next to car seat headrest I dont understand how anyone enjoys it but if you have a casual enjoyment of it or maybe its guilty pleasure music sure I guess I dont care. But for her to be one of your FAVOURITE artists? Her music is just all so bland and uninspired to me its just ♥♥♥♥ its ♥♥♥♥ how can you put her name next to car seat headrest and go yeah that looks right. Two of my fvaourtie musicians. But I dont know why I am getting so annoyed at a strangers favourite musicians LMAO I jsut dont understand how you reach this
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FluffyZarkus 31 May, 2020 @ 1:48pm 
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Marquise Spinneret Mindfang 24 Sep, 2019 @ 6:40pm 
Hey.

I'd just like to say that I'm kind of disappointed. You were kicked from the Discord for a reason. For a while there we all kinda tolerated it, but sometimes you just go too far. Nobody wants to listen to you rant for an hour and a half about how all the "foreigners" are filling up your competitive servers. I think you made that Pedro kid cry when you told him his mother could go and eat pilsbury cookie dough out of her own butt. I think his mom recently passed away or something because he was really upset about that. He cried for about 5 minutes before he disconnected from the server. I understand you're mad and that you want " Trump to build the wall to keep these foreigners out of my comp servers " but we don't really want to listen to that all the time, it just gets really hard to listen to. Just because you got kicked doesn't mean you have to go and leave toxic comments on our profiles. Please just leave us alone and stop harrassing people.

Thanks.
Sergeant D. Tac 24 Jul, 2018 @ 11:44am 
Love your avatar, the colours are balanced! Who'd you commision it from?
Dojo 9 Sep, 2017 @ 1:33am 
+Rep Reliable Trader, Trustworthy
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:etgpilot::etgpilot:
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+rep reliable trader
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+rep Reliable trader, Trustworthy
#DAMNPEGGY 30 Nov, 2015 @ 1:20pm 
would you like to take a few minutes to speak about the lord?
Toshimi Kaneko 20 Jun, 2014 @ 2:25pm 
+rep fast and decent trader
Chuckle 1 Feb, 2014 @ 6:42am 
Happy Birthday Jacob! c:
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Fast & superb trader, +++ rep. :)
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+rep good trader!
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