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ShadE 1 Oct, 2025 @ 1:21pm

♿

Vlamtosti 22 Sep, 2025 @ 5:32pm

A cat in moonboots whispered tax advice to my sandwich, and now the wallpaper smells like jazz—was that Tuesday or just a really confident dream?

Vlamtosti 22 Sep, 2025 @ 5:31pm

A mysterious cat in a velvet cape just traded me a jellybean for my sense of direction—should I be concerned, or is this how adventures start?

Vlamtosti 22 Sep, 2025 @ 5:31pm

Cat has big dreams, chases shadow, leaps to unknown heights, and then naps like it’s an Olympic sport.

Vlamtosti 22 Sep, 2025 @ 5:29pm

Much wow, very whisker, such fluff—cat zooms to moon, eats all the cheese, makes big purrs, very speed, much confuse!

.⁧⁧Wetto 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:27am

I am a wolf. I am an alpha. I am a wolf. I am an alpha.

I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

Fear me.

mystzi 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53am

I am a wolf. I am an alpha. I am a wolf. I am an alpha.

I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

Fear me.

mystzi 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:47pm

jortina mmmmmmmmmmm

mystzi 3 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm

just had haircut

sami 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:10pm

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still enraged about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

.⁧⁧Wetto 3 Oct, 2024 @ 10:32am

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fully in die D2 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:42am

goat

mystzi 3 Aug, 2024 @ 1:59pm

just had haircut

.⁧⁧Wetto 16 Jul, 2024 @ 5:13pm

+rep

.⁧⁧Wetto 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:52pm

If Jort has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Jort has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Jort has only one fan then that is me. If Jort has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ronaldo, then I am against the world.

Fahad 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58am

<3

AYYJAYY 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Signed by AYYJAYY

NeiZz 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25am

Good player

.⁧⁧Wetto 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

signed by scream

raiken 6 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

-rep cheating on faceit

.⁧⁧Wetto 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.