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moron

THANOS CAR

THANOS CAR

Caroline,

It's Matt from the Clothing Warehouse. I wanted to let you know that your energy had my temperature rising when you came in today. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable. I just wanted to let you know how electric you are. Also, I have a girlfriend, so I am by most all definitions unavailable, but I still found myself fighting the urge to not make out with you while we were "looking at things in the back" and it's the only reason I didn't try. I thought you wouldn't mind hearing the compliments.

p.s Thanks for the ice cream, and if you feel so inclined, the next time you come in and I am working, just pull me back into the office. We don't have to say a word about it. If not, consider me a friend. Also if this offends you in any way, please know that wasn't my intention! You've got great vibes! That's the jist of it! Annnnddd this isn't a game I play.

I promise.

Matt McFly

+rep, good trader