Recent reviews by bareback yoda

Demo was off the hook. Game is P E A K so far. Can't wait to spend more time on Kami.

Snowrunner and Peak had a baby.

Good:
-shoot gun
-shoot gun with friend
-feels like Bad Company 2 and Battlefield 3 had a baby
-footsteps loud as a mf

Bad:
-no proximity voip
-suppression mechanic doesn't work
-SMG way too effective at mid range

Skate [dot], since it's not Skate 4...

It's fun to find a spot, envision a line on it (skater eyes) and execute that line/develop the spot and get it just right with props. Especially fun with friends. Controls are like I remember and the gameplay is smooth.

Now for the bad:
-free to play ("live service" model just means underbaked game)
-no story mode
-always online
-battlepass
-fortnite-lookin'-ahh characters and emotes
-AGGRESSIVE MACRO TRANSACTIONS (I bought the 50 dollar founder jawn cuz I played over 500 hours of the alpha tests and early early access and that was worth it for me to have the kit)
-no games of S-K-A-T-E
-no Coach Frank? (we have some corporate always positive participation trophy-ahh AI coach?)
-no real skaters?
-no skateboarding culture?
-weird super clean theme park level design
-ImPERVa Tek?
-PG/corpo speak filter on the whole thing

This game was made to make money and unfortunately for EA, it won't. It's dead in the water a month after release -- look at the player charts. It's funny cuz if they'd have just done a spiritual successor to Skate 3, they'd be raking in the dough and it'd be easy to get my friends to play. Live service model is a cancer.

Took me 108 hours to get through the story, doing about 80 percent of the side quests and random-ass ♥♥♥♥ along the way.

It's a great game, a worthy successor, and just as good -- if not better -- than KCD1 in every department.

Gonna do a second ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playthrough with a bunch of mods.

Fun game, but absolutely retarded story and dialogue.

When you have an opportunity to make a meaningful choice fighting the main story boss (the one that killed your mother), the devs removed your ability to make a choice, which would make sense since you have to make choices throughout the game, in favor of forcing some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about vegetarianism down your throat. What a stupid game design choice.

Meh. Should have been a DLC campaign for MW5. Worse in every way except story. Will come back to it when there's mods to change everything.

Fun NFS. Story is cracked, but fun.

Anti-review bomb review 👍🏽

My favorite souls-like.

Coherent, subtle, heavy duty story.
Intuitive perfect guard, cool weapons (and customization), and good controls.
Soundtrack that makes you think and environmental music that you'll notice when it's missing.

This is a good game. Beat it in 46 hours. Laxasia is hardest boss, Unknown Puppet is the most annoying.