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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid♥♥♥♥♥pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me;♥♥♥♥♥♥was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

=D

:D

get the ♥♥♥♥ off my profile

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It's The Super Mario Brothers Super Show! We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game, we're not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double, we're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the Brothers! Uh! You'll be hooked on the Brothers Gimme gimme, gimme gimme! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventures and remarkable feats. You'll meet Koopas, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others, hangin' with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the Brothers! To the brink! Uh! Uh! Huh, huh, I said hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooked on the Brothers!
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now. Just like that!

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

IM DELETING YOU, HANZO!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Hanzos are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Hanzo!💖 Send this to ten other 🏹Hanzo mains🏹 who give you 💉pocket healies as Mercy💉 Or only ever get called 🚫useless🚫 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no PotGs for you 🚫🐉🚫👿 3 back: you're an okay Hanzo main🐉🔥 5 back: you're a semi-pro Hanzo 🏹🐉 10+ back: OFFICIAL HANZO MAIN™ 🐉🐉🐉🏹🏹🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

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Followed him around in rust for 5 min. He had full gear, I was naked, he killed himself and said "take the gear" -best guy in rust

kids can be more clever and mature than some adults will ever be.
and now, go and spread the word ;)

i’ve just come across a term that finally made sense.
age-fluid / trans-age
this is the only trans that actually makes sense.
just think about it. gender, race, species …those are all imprinted in our dna. you can be trans gender. but give a dna sample and you are your original gender again. you can’t just overwrite that.
but on the other hand. age is just a term. soon we will find a method for eternal youth. you can be whatever age you want to be.
also age limits are b*llcrap.

Place your child on his stomach across a firm surface or your lap before taking his temperature. Gently spread the buttock cheeks and place the red, blue, or silver end into the rectum about 1 inch. Stop inserting the thermometer if it becomes difficult to insert. Never force the thermometer into the rectum.

Glomps you Sowwie >~< you are just so cute! puts ears down shyly I don't normally get added back by girls (especially pretty ones ~) I hope we can play gmod together! I have a personal furry rp server if you wanna join me? Message me and i'll send you the IP ^3^

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Bro... i have no idea who you are, but an amazing friend of mine just told me that you insulted her in Minecraft, if you have a problem with someone, just say it to their face, not hiding behind the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard, you made her real sad, you know that, hope your happy with that you ♥♥♥♥, she doesnt even know you, so why the ♥♥♥♥ insult an innocent gamer who just wants to enjoy themselves, since you dont know her, you never know they could be, and you never know who some of their friends are and are capable of doing, they could be anyone to you bro, from a simple stranger, to a full-on criminal/hacker, i'd think twice about who you insult bro, i really would, or you just may get on the wrong side. im gonna enjoy stealing your diamons

gay ♥♥♥♥

And I stand by it

This self-entitled cuck told Robyn down there to kill herself

y are so many weebs commenting here wew lad

he is a ♥♥♥♥. Neck yourself? Thanks bud

One VAC ban isn't enough douchebaggery to tell a weeb to kill themselves

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cancer

Dean ᴡᴀs ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ Mᴀʀᴄʜ 22ɴᴅ.
Aᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴛɪssᴜᴇs ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴄᴜᴍ ᴀɴᴅ 100 ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴘᴏʀɴʜᴜʙ ᴛᴀʙs.
Iᴛ ɪs ᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ Dean ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ 300 ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ,
ʀᴇsᴜʟᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴘᴇɴɪs ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ.
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Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets or line with parchment paper.
Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream together the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until well blended. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and egg yolk until light and creamy. Mix in the sifted ingredients until just blended. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon. Drop cookie dough 1/4 cup at a time onto the prepared cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart.
Bake for 15 to 17 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly toasted. Cool on baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring to wire racks to cool completely.

18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny ♥♥♥♥♥, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my ♥♥♥, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

woke up this morning
5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ♥♥♥♥. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet ♥♥♥♥♥. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling ♥♥♥♥♥. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that ♥♥♥♥♥ was fine as a ****ing umbrella.

Except it's not. It's not the best cheese at all. Provolone is nothing but the cheese haters cheese. There's no enthusiasm there, no passion. Provolone is what children ask for when they don't know what to get so the round one is fine. As someone with 50 years of experience in the cheese industry I find it frankly insulting that you would think provolone is the best cheese. This exeprience uniquely qualifies my to maliciously attack you for your cheese preference. The only way I could figure that you would like provolone more than say, mozzarella or gouda, is that you were a child when you aquired your taste for it and have only regressed into this childlike state for a cheese which, frankly, sucks. I feel sorry for you and anyone you come in contact with. May God have mercy on your provolone loving soul.

To provoke the carrier is to relinquish what little Oats be spared to Us!
I am lost Brother.
For to seize the Oats is to risk forsaking Ourselves and the Oats.
What needeth to be done?
Must we risk cosigning ourselves for the Oats?
Alas my Brother, we may never truly taste liberty, for the Oats haunt us

The frothing hunger in my stomach hath not been quenched, Brother.
For many a night I wonder, "Where art Thou, my sweet Oats". And it hath cometh to me whence i dreamt.
It spills onto and coils 'round me, but nay, 'tis not a pestilence.
'Tis a testimony for in our yearn for Oats, is the desire for Sin.
To gorge on the Oats is to dine on the fruits of Eden.
To partake in such a gluttonous act, i can no longer.
For I have seen him. He who forges the Oats!
Alas! My eyes do not deceive!
The carer of the Oats is but the farmer!
Lo and behold, He is but a Man!
What nonsense that the carrier is corporeal!
Yea, 'tis provokes thee.
But least we must not forget, it is Man who brings the Oats!
Woe is me Brother!
We cannot disseminate the Oats because of this Man!

4 All U Bulies out there
I Writ This rap 4 U

[Good guy]Yo... whatcha tryin' to prove with your writin'
[Good guy]Who you fightin'
[Good guy]Hold up let me break this down
[Good guy]Cyberbullies ignitin' a verbal inferno
[Good guy]Words burnin' internal
[Good guy]It's not right spreadin' hate
[Good guy]At the speed of light

[Badd guy]What's wrong can't fight?

[Good guy]Online why waste my time

[Badd guy]I don't mind

[Good guy]I'm above it I don't love it
[Good guy]Why intimidate when you can stop the hate
[Good guy]Just stop the hate.

Navy Seal paste translated to Russian > Greek > Icelandic > Zulu > Serbian > Somali > Uzbek > Korean > Arabic > Basque > Greek > Polish > Dutch > Welsh > French > Hebrew > English

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.

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I'm a little foxy short & stout.
Here is my tailhole, here is my snout.
Get me down on all 4's & hear me shout.
"♥♥♥♥ yes, Please don't pull out!