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Sorry but im deleting you from my friends list,*clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship!
Your my best friend i never want to lose you,
Post this to other people's Wall who you never want to lose,and if you get 10 back you're a good friend

i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart........ i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me

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jeramahia123
3 years ago
Sai's definitely autistic.
I know, cause I do the same thing.

LOL poptard forehead my ass. i told him his ♥♥♥♥ is literally made from pop tarts and he said I look like an autistic mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. weak sauce resorting to cheap shots like that

iont trust no ♥♥♥♥♥ who got a poptart forehead

stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

youre all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ im fso fucjineg...... yea basically

' BERKYS CALLIN , please refrane from commeting on my page i donot know what is this

sorry guys I have to mention THE… ugh ♥♥♥♥♥♥… ever present "Drake"
. he has no flow he's choppy an edited to ♥♥♥♥. then listen to this dude with realflow he sounds like he's smoking a cigarette and staring at the floor while he's reciting this swaying his head around. raw. good ♥♥♥♥♥♥ work Peep.

People like us, we can take the good with the bad. The high with the comedown. We know that those wonderful feelings have a price which includes the guilt and culture, and we pay it. We think we're tough because of the things we put ourselves through, the prices we've paid, and the places we've been. The truth is, though, that it's a lot easier to continue doing these things over and over then to break the cycle. Perhaps we're not tough enough.

To jack off this what it feels like
Might do it twice in one night I got the towel on the right
Got the lotion to the left making love to myself
Some Porno Magazine never help
♥♥♥♥ just got real Im dripping sweat down my forehead
A ♥♥♥♥♥ gone out of breath
Catch my last wank
The doors locked
So ain't nobody coming in
Just stroke it again and again and again
And the trance my hands been
Im so excited Im the only one invited to this party
Candles lighted no sounds be quiet thats how I like it
My ♥♥♥ rag look like a box of sour milk I want a milf-
So log on to Spankwire
And watch Lois ♥♥♥♥ Quagmire!
Anime ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ what you say I could do this everyday
I need a Shower just to wash the funk away

randy u gotta help me man. everybody stopped coming on line i dont knw waht im gonna do. i can feel the steel pressed up against my temple waiting to blow. please send help

According to the kite, bruh tired of living
What you 'posed to tell a ♥♥♥♥♥ doing life in prison?!
Kicked moms out the courtroom for crying in it
When you committed to the team ain't no lying in it!
Ain't a day that go by I ain't ridin' with it
From the slums, having visions of me dying in it
Drug heal everything that time didn't
Ion't listen to yo music, you be lying in it
♥♥♥♥ rap, Ion't care if they don't sign a ♥♥♥♥♥
Cus I'm content with having Hell Gang behind a ♥♥♥♥♥..

I rate music by how much chicks you can score by listening to it. This is a 0/10, music for depressed weak nerd cucks.

>order tank of helium & gas mask
>buy flight to tokyo, always wanted to go
>need a portable tank to hide my helium in
>spend more than id like to but eventually sneak my helium in and get to tokyo
>get really nice room with a view at this extravagant hotel
>spend days touring and exploring til i start feeling kinda lonely and bored with it all
>go back to hotel room
>put on music (stuff that reminds me of happier times)
>block smoke detector and smoke 4 blunts in a steamy bath/shower combo
>its 3 am, have to check out of hotel in like 8 hours
>lay down in bed with tank
>put mask & headphones on so i can just drift away in immersive meditation
>im gona die to a prince album
>turn the helium tank on, feel it like a nice breeze
>lay back
>close eyes
>either fall asleep or pass out idk
>wake up 4 hours later still super high
>flabbergasted
>tfw im stuck here in tokyo with no money hiding in a hotel lobby usingthe wifi and outlets to basically live here since they made me check out of room

im a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i succ ♥♥♥♥♥ jew ♥♥♥♥ niglets

starch ik youre not talking "mom are you making lunch" "but billy you are 36" head ass

This is tiresome, low-effort, borderline-blogspam content. It's aimed at the lowest common denominator, with questionable quality and barely any sources for credit. It's lazy, half-assed crap and shouldn't be at the top of the board.

yall some offbrand ♥♥♥♥♥ bruh what happened to olay or dove

is that a threat on me? and my safety and the safety of my family? mothter er ill have u kno i dont take dat . ive been 2 camp afflerbaugh son & i know if i spot ur goon ill murk u on sight. stay away from me. ive alsio reported your threat to the steam mods.

i had a friend who used to grow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mushrooms. we used to get high and eat them fresh off the log. honest to god best pure ingredient i've ever eaten

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Are you a guy? Then don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play as a girl. If you do, you're no better than those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tumblr ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who prance around pretending to be girls. ♥♥♥♥ YOU, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of trash! If I ever see you I'll beat your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass!!!

I have seizures and love the thrill of knowing if I will live or die...yeeee hawwww!

like to eat(smoke) weed with danksauce(dats pureed WEED with a sprinkle of marijjuana lmao) and sometime i dip pure weed leaf into danksauce and thc oil then mix it all up and rip that ♥♥♥♥ like a stinky ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fart lmao hahahaha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smoke it upbtoke it up hahaha xD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ someome call the fire department cuz theres a smoke in my houselmao dont actially call 911 its just from my dank weed stuff!!!!!!!!

i woke up in a new memegatti

I like Gates, really do, but what the ♥♥♥♥ is up with these dudes and these Tight Ass too small pants. It doesn't make sense. I don't get it. Sagg by all means sag. It's your right. Gay ass ♥♥♥♥ but your right. Get raped in prison. Why in the ♥♥♥♥ do you buy skinny, small, lil kids jeans and then sag them???? I'm from the streets and i can't for the life of me pin point where the streets became soooo metrosexual and paralleled to homosexual characteristics. Anyone care to explain? 

MORPHEUS DRINKIN A 40 IN THE DEATH BASKET

A deep sense of memes and dankness is an irreducible need of all people. We are biologically, cognitively, physically, and spiritually wired to meme, to be memed, and to browse them. When those needs are not met, we don't function as we were meant to. We break. We fall apart. We numb. We ache. We hurt others. We get sick.

When I was a teenager, I invited a friend over to drop acid/smoke weed with. I didn't feel like eating, I was getting lost in music. He was hungry and he asked me if I had any food, so I showed him what was in my fridge and pantry. He grabbed a few handfuls of almonds, and a few handfuls of grapes, put them in a bowl, and then began pushing the almond into the grapes until they would burst, then popped then in his mouth, giggling the entire time. He egged me to try them, but for some reason the way he was eating felt "wrong" at it's core, I almost started freaking out at him eating, I made him stop. To this day, I still feel a small ping of panic at the thought of eating grapes and almonds like that.

Am marked for death after LAys™ used my idea for steroid flavored potato chip and put my damned name and location on the bag

THESE EGGS BENEDICT WERE DELICIOUS ENOUGH TO MELT THE STEEL SUPPORT BEAMS IN ONE FLAVORTOWN PLAZA

I ORDERED 10 BOXES OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THROUGH THE MAIL AND NOW A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER ONE OF MY TEETH HURTS. I KNOW THEY PUT THERMITE IN THE COOKIES. GIRL SCOUT IS AN ANAGRAM FOR RUSTIC LOG. WHERE DO YOU FIND RUSTIC LOGS? BOHEMIAN GROVE. I NEED TO TALK TO ANT IN PERSON IMMEDIATELY. ANT USE YOUR PLATFORM TO WAKE UP THESE SHEEPLE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

howdy every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up chork my name is kenichi but u can call me t3h c0wBoY oF jUsTiCe!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very western!!!! thats why i came here from japan, 2 meet american ppl like me _… im 27 years old (im good looking 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch clint eastwood w/ my american girlfreind (im freedomsexual if u dont like it deal w/it) hes our favorite actor!!! bcuz its SOOOO american!!!! shes proud 2 be an american of course but i want 2 meet more free ppl =) like they say god bless the usa!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein amerian again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and burgers,

t3h c0wBoY oF jUsTiCe

that kid is not asleep it's dead!

JUDGE: i'll commute 10 yrs from ur sentence if you eat my hat
ME: no. i will do the time i deserve and thats the truth and also nuff said

Have a Fantastic day my peeps. The rest can SUCK IT easy! Peace.

Back in 1953, when I worked on the farm with my brother Jeb, often times we'd finish off a good workday with a nice cold Dr. Pepper. Sit back on the porch and stare at the clouds as we shared notions and beliefs we'd conjured up from spendin' so much time away from the mainstream world. One day we decided to build the first ever rocket. We were gonna be rocketeers, if you will. After about three good solid years of workin' at the farm and designin' and buildin' this rocket, we needed to figure out some sort of engine. I reckon Jeb was tired, he'd lost the motivation, but I- I could not quit. I had to find somethin' out there, ya know? I needed to explore. So I looked at Jeb and said, "You reckon we gonna finish this here?" To which he replied, "Put an engine on this puppy and ride on."

This video was a load of Garbage and I think Tyler is totally Yonkers! Eric Andre is just a little Goblin and all I've got to say to him is "♥♥♥♥♥ Suck My ♥♥♥♥". I mean Whoa! What an utter Trashwang. I'd rather drink AssMilk than watch this so please Swag Me Out as I leave to eat my Sandwiches and Tamale.

Ahh yes, I remember him. His stark and robust gaze, he only ever slicked his hair back with grease, and his white t-shirt and black leather jacket. They called him Jimmy "Half-Stack" Nelson.. He cuffed his jeans up at the bottom to perfectly fit his boots so that when he curb-stomped the Cuban Kids he wouldn't get Mex blood on the Levi's. They say he's still out there, ridin' around on his bright red 1958 Ariel Cyclone screaming, "I'LL GET YOU TIMMY TOTINO, IIIII WILLLLLL HAAAVVE MYYY PAYYDAYY!!!!!"

This song makes you want to just run around and smash peoples heads, ♥♥♥♥ gets you pumped and vicious. if I turn up to this ♥♥♥♥ I feel like I can break walls and ♥♥♥♥. I feel like God. I feel like a higher power. Like Godzilla. these beats and his voice just makes you want to float and rip peoples bodies in half like mortal kombat. ♥♥♥♥ just makes you want to turn up and get amped. I feel like king kong when this ♥♥♥♥ comes on. when that bass drops I flale about like a shark. anyone gets in my way ill chew on their eye.

I spent the morning at my grandmother's retirement home playing piano for the elders, when one particular man wheeled up to me in his little wheelchair. He was old, black, had a temp that was fairly combed and these ridiculous sunglasses and latex button up shirt that was unbuttoned at the top four buttons. He somewhat resembled James Brown but with a temp hairstyle. He said to me, "Son, why haven't you killed yourself?"
Shocked and taken aback, all I could really muster was, "Because I've got appointments on Monday and it would be too complicated to call and cancel because I hate talking to people."
He laughed and rolled away, and now I am sitting in a parking lot deciding what to do for the rest of the day after taking an L that big in front of hundreds of old people and my grandmother.

Someone is about to get fired tomorrow! LOL, I just ordered another one and they forgot to charge me AGAIN! 5 days ago I ordered an i padd and the web store never asked me to pay. 2 days ago it came in the mail! I can not believe it, guys you have to do it before it is fixed. Go here 32.23checkoutcom (ooppsss, forgot the . right before .com)

He Pulls His Knife Down The Hot Dog. When He's Done, I'm Enticed.
I Can't Wait To Try This!

I must have been a child when this album was released! On the spring of 1967 which albums do you believe were the greatest? You had the Doors, Jefferson Airplane, The Beatles, Tim Buckley, Cream, Hendrix, Paul Butterfield, The Byrds, John Mayall, The Yardbirds, the Mothers of Invention, The Stones (of course), etc all GRRREAT choices! Exceptional!

tfw u bite into a nice fresh Krispy Kreme® donut and fine meme chocolate sauce gets all on your lips and you can't help but to say "mmmmm memes" and people look at you funny