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Jacob L.
Kansas City, Missouri, United States
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https://youtu.be/WKYmiWiNqOw?t=18
:revolutionaryhat: (totally inactive) music opinions no one asked for: https://rateyourmusic.com/~lubes :revolutionaryhat:

https://youtu.be/WKYmiWiNqOw?t=18
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Favorite Game
216
Hours played
46
Achievements
The Slop Files: Backlog Time
In-Progress games are bolded.

-Blue Prince (Certified banger. Too complex for me to ever beat, so I'm calling it complete. Incredible game.)
-Oblivion Remastered (Finally done. Easily the best Elder Scrolls game, which to me makes it maybe a 7/10?)
-Wolfenstein: The New Order/The Old Blood (Weirdly, reminds me of Metro but not as good. Perfectly fine games, but like 6.5/10 fine.)
-Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus (Much better than The New Order/Old Blood in pretty much every way (especially writing), though still far from perfect.)
-Baldur's Gate 3 (One of the best RPGs ever, though Act 3’s painfully slow pacing definitely holds it back a bit.)
-Bioshock (The most famous of the modern-era immersive sims, but is it the best? ...Maybe, but probably not. The writing is some of the best the genre has to offer, but man is the gameplay clunky and boy does it fizzle out in its final act. Probably still prefer Prey (2017).)
-Bioshock 2 (It's like they reversed the pros and cons of the first game, and it results in something slightly worse but pretty much on par with the first game. Great level design, meh antagonist. Minerva's Den, the DLC, runs circles around the main game.)
-Bioshock: Infinite (The worst of the three, but I didn't hate it. Weird gunplay for a game this focused on heavy action.)
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Recent Activity
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last played on 15 Jan
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JARVID 9: GECKO 16 Jul, 2025 @ 2:05am 
me tinkies zat u r very nice x)
JARVID 9: GECKO 6 May, 2025 @ 8:39pm 
Decent under pressure. Some cracking, certainly. Deal breaker? Nah. I game with just about anybody. Played with a real weird freak once.
JARVID 9: GECKO 3 Apr, 2025 @ 5:49pm 
His claim to fame in high school was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the urinal in the boy's locker room. He still talks about it.
banana 1 Apr, 2025 @ 10:56pm 
450 lbs n crap music taste
JARVID 9: GECKO 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:30am 
Guy below me is absolutely insufferable.
The Bleu Grinch 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:29am 
Although I do bear a striking resemblance to Corbin Bleu of High School Musical fame, I have no relation.