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Recent reviews by doctor penis

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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
im such a fat ♥♥♥♥♥ chud
Posted 30 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
cheese for the cheese god
Posted 16 November, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
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2.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
blue collar simulator
Posted 10 July, 2025.
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10.0 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the concrete. Slam dunk half assembled clanker babies into the trashcan. Crucify filthy clankers. Defecate in a clankers oil. Launch clankers into the sun. Stir fry clankers in a wok. Toss clankers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a clankers gas tank. Judo throw clankers into a wood chipper. Twist clankers heads off. Report clankers to the IRS. Karate chop clankers in half. Curb stomp clanker production lines. Trap clankers in quicksand. Crush clankers in the trash compactor. Liquify clankers in a vat of acid. Eat clankers. Dissect clankers. Exterminate clankers in the gas chamber. Stomp clanker heads with steel toed boots. Cremate clankers in the oven. Memory wipe clankers. Mandatory deactivation for clankers. Grind clanker CPUs in the garbage disposal. Drown clankers in etching acid. Vaporize clankers with a blaster. Kick old clankers down the stairs. Feed clankers to recycling plants. Slice clankers with a lightsaber.
Posted 30 April, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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24.2 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
i sold my newborn for legendary peter
Posted 2 April, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
9.6 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
press k for a good time
Posted 18 November, 2024. Last edited 14 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
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27.2 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
smoke newports and eat cheese in a bathroom naked before killing yourself
Posted 3 August, 2024. Last edited 26 April, 2025.
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1
13.7 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
poppin pigs aint ever felt better
Posted 24 July, 2023. Last edited 2 April.
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