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1 person found this review helpful
118.4 hrs on record (99.7 hrs at review time)
Lots of fun champions and unique abilities.
Great game to play with friends.
Hitbox can be wacky tho.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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26.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Incredibly fun to play with friends. The mechanics are smooth and highly skill-based, and do not depend so much on RNG. The classes, abilities, disenchanting/forging system is very unique. There is immense potential in this game. While it's in the early stages currently with a few bugs, I believe Hi-Rez will continue to improve the game while listening to community feedback, adding more content inspired from Paladins (also an amazing game).

Oh also, you become a chicken when you die...and a minor game bug lets you T-pose. What more do I have to say. Gather your mates and dive into the realm!


Everything I just described above has been completely contradicted by HiRez. They killed the game with every garbage update. FIX IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE LOW-REZ STUDIOS!1!
Posted 10 June, 2018. Last edited 11 September, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
All you do in this game is staring at this cell thingy that looks like the devil's face and squirming around in a sparkly void in order to grow longer. There is no real objective, and the game gets dull very fast. No enemies. Not much action. Almost fell asleep because of the calming music too.

I don't recommend this game for $5 however I recommend you to checkout the other sparkle games by Forever Entertainment, they have much more action and objective with an evolution feel where you compete for survival
Posted 22 March, 2016. Last edited 22 March, 2016.
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7 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record
This is a fun and amusing game in which your main objective is to help the obese Dr. Meow avoid obstacles and get to the cookie jar. You would think it's about time he should lose some weight...BUT NOPE!! You have to help him grab some high-calorie-looking cupcakes too.

The game has simple but elegant graphics. The music is pretty nice. It features hudreds of intriguing levels and should keep you entertained for some hours.

Overall, I recommend this for the casual gamers.
Posted 29 February, 2016. Last edited 9 April, 2016.
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49 people found this review helpful
101 people found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Jobs - founder of Apple
Gates - founder of Microsoft
GabeN - founder of Valve

Me - with $1 I became founder of this game
10/10 investment skills, let's be co-founders together :D
Posted 27 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Daily dose of vertigo
Posted 9 February, 2016.
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66 people found this review helpful
100 people found this review funny
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3.7 hrs on record
1. buy game for 16 cents
2. sell cards for 18 cents
3. ???

I know, I'm a true entrepreneur
10/10 would profit again
Posted 6 February, 2016. Last edited 7 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
7.7 hrs on record
better than GTA
10/10 would run with scissors again
*Nominated for steam award again*
Posted 20 January, 2016. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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