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82.6 hrs on record (52.9 hrs at review time)
EYO DA PIZZA HERE
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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9.3 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Wallpapers are an essential element of home decor, and they can completely transform the look and feel of a room. Whether you're looking to create a cozy and inviting space or a more modern and sleek atmosphere, there's a wallpaper design out there that will suit your needs.

When it comes to choosing a wallpaper, there are a few key factors to consider. First and foremost, you'll want to think about the style of your home and the overall aesthetic you're going for. Some popular styles of wallpaper include floral prints, geometric patterns, and textured designs.

Another important consideration is the quality of the wallpaper. You'll want to choose a wallpaper that is durable and easy to clean, especially if you have kids or pets. Some wallpapers are also easier to install than others, so be sure to read reviews and choose a product that is user-friendly.

Overall, I would highly recommend investing in high-quality wallpaper for your home. Not only does it add visual interest and texture to a room, but it can also make a huge impact on the overall ambiance and atmosphere of your space. So, take your time to find a wallpaper that suits your style and needs, and enjoy the transformation it brings to your home!
Posted 9 May, 2023.
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30.1 hrs on record (26.3 hrs at review time)
Steamed milk is a simple yet delightful beverage that has gained a lot of popularity in recent years. It's a creamy, frothy, and smooth drink that's perfect for any time of the day. Whether you enjoy it on its own or use it as a base for other drinks like lattes or cappuccinos, steamed milk is a treat for the senses.

One of the things I love most about steamed milk is its versatility. It can be enjoyed as is or combined with other ingredients to create a wide range of drinks. The creamy texture and subtle sweetness of steamed milk make it a perfect complement to coffee or tea, and it can also be flavored with syrups or spices for added depth of flavor.

Another great thing about steamed milk is its health benefits. Milk is an excellent source of calcium, vitamin D, and other essential nutrients, and steaming it helps retain these nutrients while also making it easier to digest. Additionally, steamed milk is lower in fat than some other dairy-based beverages, making it a great option for those who are watching their calorie intake.

When it comes to taste and texture, steamed milk is a winner. The process of steaming the milk gives it a smooth and creamy texture that's both rich and satisfying. The slight sweetness of the milk makes it a great complement to the bitterness of coffee, and the frothy texture adds a fun element to the drink.

Overall, I would highly recommend steamed milk to anyone looking for a delicious and nutritious beverage option. Its versatility, health benefits, and delightful taste make it a great choice for any time of day or occasion. So, whether you're a coffee lover or simply looking for a tasty drink to enjoy on its own, give steamed milk a try – you won't be disappointed!
Posted 9 May, 2023.
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899.3 hrs on record (758.0 hrs at review time)
Jonah was a man who really liked spaghetti. He loved everything about it, from the way the noodles twirled around his fork to the rich tomato sauce that coated them. His love for spaghetti started when he was just a little boy, and his mom used to make it for him as a special treat.

As Jonah grew older, his love for spaghetti only intensified. He would often cook huge pots of it and invite his friends over to share in his favorite dish. They would sit around the table, twirling their forks in the noodles and telling stories late into the night.

Jonah's passion for spaghetti even led him to travel to Italy, where he learned to make traditional Italian sauces and perfected his pasta-making skills. He visited small villages where grandmothers would show him their secret recipes, and he tried every variation of spaghetti imaginable.

But Jonah's love for spaghetti was not just about the taste. It was also about the memories and emotions it evoked. Whenever he ate spaghetti, he felt like he was back in his childhood home, surrounded by love and warmth. It was his comfort food, his go-to dish whenever he needed a pick-me-up.

One day, Jonah met a woman named Sarah. She was beautiful, smart, and funny, and they hit it off immediately. They went on dates and talked about their passions and dreams. Sarah was fascinated by Jonah's love for spaghetti and the stories he told about his travels to Italy.

Soon, Jonah realized that Sarah was the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. He decided to propose to her in the most romantic way he could think of: by cooking her a homemade spaghetti dinner.

He spent hours in the kitchen, chopping fresh vegetables and simmering a rich tomato sauce. He boiled the noodles to perfection and sprinkled them with fresh Parmesan cheese. When Sarah arrived at his apartment, she was greeted by the irresistible smell of spaghetti.

They sat down at the table, and Jonah served her a big bowl of his homemade spaghetti. As they ate, he told her about his love for the dish and how it had been a part of his life since childhood. He shared with her his memories and emotions, and Sarah listened intently.

When they finished their meal, Jonah got down on one knee and pulled out a ring. He asked Sarah to marry him, and she said yes with tears in her eyes.

From that day on, Jonah and Sarah shared a love for spaghetti that was as strong as their love for each other. They cooked it together, ate it together, and made new memories that would last a lifetime. And whenever Jonah twirled his fork in a bowl of spaghetti, he knew that it was more than just a dish. It was a symbol of his love for life and for the people he cherished.
Posted 9 May, 2023.
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63.1 hrs on record (61.9 hrs at review time)
Once upon a time, there was a group of mercenaries known as the RED team. They were hired by a mysterious corporation to guard a new attraction at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza called "The Ultimate Animatronic Showdown."

The RED team arrived at the pizza place to find that their job was not as easy as they thought. The animatronics, which were supposed to be part of the attraction, had gone rogue and were attacking anyone who entered the building. The mercenaries quickly realized that they were in for a long and dangerous night.

Meanwhile, a security guard named Mike Schmidt had just started his new job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. He was unaware of the danger lurking in the shadows and was just excited to work at such a popular restaurant.

As the night went on, Mike heard strange noises and saw shadows moving around the building. He tried to call for help, but the phone lines were down. Suddenly, the animatronics appeared, and Mike had to use all his skills to survive the night.

Just as Mike thought he was about to be defeated, the RED team burst into the building, guns blazing. They quickly took control of the situation, using their weapons to fend off the animatronics. The mercenaries were surprised by the lifelike nature of the animatronics and wondered how they had become so advanced.

As the night progressed, the RED team and Mike worked together to fight off the animatronics. They discovered that the corporation that had hired them had created the animatronics using stolen technology from Gray Mann, a notorious weapons manufacturer. The RED team knew they had to put a stop to the corporation's plans before it was too late.

After a long and grueling battle, the RED team and Mike were able to destroy the animatronics and put an end to the corporation's plans. As they left the building, they knew that they had just been a part of one of the most unusual and dangerous crossovers in history.
Posted 9 May, 2023.
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673.2 hrs on record (271.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Phasmophobia as a whole for people who already own the game is a fine enough experience, however the same cannot be said about anyone looking to pick up a copy.

The journal provided to the player contains info on the ghosts that doesn't really describe much. Once you know what it means, or what potential mechanics it's referring to, it may be easier. However if you're going into the game without the dedication to spend countless hours learning how each individual mechanic works, or unless you're willing to go through countless Youtube videos or Wiki articles, it may be more worth your time to wait until the game is more transparent about it's important mechanics, such as Hunts, Certain Ghosts Abilities, or just overall changes some of the evidence so that you aren't waiting 12 minutes for a ghost to scribble on a piece of paper.
Posted 29 December, 2021. Last edited 24 June, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
67.5 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
I've spent 32 hours finding out how each AI works and found more bugs I planned.
Looking past the bugs it's still a very solid game and is probably my favorite out of the series.

Freddy is an absolute unit
Posted 27 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
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87.3 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
bug
Posted 19 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
829.0 hrs on record (192.7 hrs at review time)
Hehe, Commando go pew
Posted 1 April, 2021.
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1.9 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
The game is fast paced however is still fun to play every once and a while.
The "Light's Out" mode was definitely a creative choice.

My only grudge is that you still have to complete a level within a certain amount of time to move on.
Posted 30 November, 2019.
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